George Meredith
Sandra Belloni (originally Emilia in England). Complete
“As to Besworth,” Mr. Pole had continued, “I might buy twenty Besworths. If—if the cut shows the right card. If—” Sweat started on his forehead, and he lifted his eyebrows, blinking. “But none!” (he smote the table) “none can say I haven’t been a good father! I’ve educated my girls to marry the best the land can show. I bought a house to marry them out of; it was their own idea.” He caught Arabella’s eyes. “I thought so, at all events; for why should I have paid the money if I hadn’t thought so? when then—yes, that sum…” (was he choking!) “saved me!—saved me!”
A piteous desperate outburst marked the last words, that seemed to struggle from a tightened cord.
“Not that there’s anything the matter,” he resumed, with a very brisk wink. “I’m quite sound: heart’s sound, lungs sound, stomach regular. I can see, and smell, and hear. Sense of touch is rather lumpy at times, I know; but the doctor says it’s nothing—nothing at all; and I should be all right, if I didn’t feel that I was always wearing a great leaden hat.”
“My gracious, Pole, if ye’re not talkin’ pos’tuv nonsense!” exclaimed Mrs. Chump.
“Well, my dear Martha” (Mr. Pole turned to her argumentatively), “how do you account for my legs? I feel it at top. I declare I’ve felt the edge of the brim half a yard out. Now, my lady, a man in that state—sound and strong as the youngest—but I mean a vexed man—worried man bothered man, he doesn’t want a woman to look after him;—I mean, he does—he does! And why won’t young girls—oh! they might, they might—see that? And when she’s no extra expense, but brings him—helps him to face—and no one has said the world’s a jolly world so often as I have. It’s jolly!” He groaned.
Lady Charlotte saw Wilfrid gazing at one spot on the table without a change of countenance. She murmured to him, “What hits you hits me.”
Mr. Pole had recommenced, on the evident instigation of Laura Tinley, though Lady Gosstre and Freshfield Sumner had both sought to check the current. In Chump’s lifetime, it appeared, he (Mr. Pole) had thought of Mrs. Chump with a respectful ardour; and albeit she was no longer what she was when Chump brought her over, a blooming Irish girl—“her hair exactly as now, the black curl half over the cheek, and a bright laugh, and a white neck, fat round arms, and—”
A shout of “Oh, Pole! ye seem to be undressin’ of me before them all,” diverted the neighbours of the Beauty.
“Who would not like such praise?” Laura Tinley, to keep alive the subject, laid herself open to Freshfield by a remark.
“At the same personal peril?” he inquired smoothly.
Mr. Pericles stood up, crying “Enfin!” as the doors were flung open, and a great Signora of operatic fame entered the hall, supported on one side by a charming gentleman (a tenore), who shared her fame and more with her. In the rear were two working baritones; and behind them, outside, Italian heads might be discerned.
The names of the Queen of Song and Prince of Singers flew round the room; and Laura uttered words of real gratitude, for the delightful surprise, to Arabella, as the latter turned from her welcome of them. “She is exactly like Emilia—young,” was uttered. The thought went with a pang through Wilfrid’s breast. When the Signora was asked if she would sup or take champagne, and she replied that she would sup by-and-by, and drink porter now, the likeness to Emilia was established among the Poles.
Meantime the unhappy Braintop received an indication that he must depart. As he left the hall he brushed past the chief-clerk of his office, who soon appeared bowing and elbowing among the guests. “What a substitute for me!” thought Braintop bitterly; and in the belief that this old clerk would certainly go back that night, and might undertake his commission, he lingered near the band on the verge of the lawn. A touch at his elbow startled him. In the half-light he discerned Emilia. “Don’t say you have seen me,” were her first words. But when he gave her the letter, she drew him aside, and read it by the aid of lighted matches held in Braintop’s hat drawing in her fervent breath to a “Yes! yes!” at the close, while she pressed the letter to her throat. Presently the singing began in an upper room, that had shortly before flashed with sudden light. Braintop entreated Emilia to go in, and then rejoiced that she had refused. They stood in a clear night-air, under a yellowing crescent, listening to the voice of an imperial woman. Impressed as he was, Braintop had, nevertheless, leisure to look out of his vinous mist and notice, with some misgiving, a parading light at a certain distance—apparently the light of cigarettes being freshly kindled. He was too much elated to feel alarm: but “If her father were to catch me again,” he thought. And with Emilia on his arm!
Mr. Pole’s chief-clerk had brought discomposing news. He was received by an outburst of “No business, Payne; I won’t have business!”
Turning to Mr. Pericles, the old clerk said: “I came rather for you, sir, not expecting to find Mr. Pole.” He was told by Mr. Pericles to speak what he had to say: and then the guests, who had fallen slightly back, heard a cavernous murmur; and some, whose eyes where on Mr. Pole, observed a sharp conflict of white and red in his face.
“There, there, there, there!” went Mr. Pole. “‘Hem, Pericles!” His handkerchief was drawn out; and he became engaged, as it were, in wiping a moisture from the palm of his hand. “Pericles, have you got pluck now? Eh?”
Mr. Pericles had leaned down his ear for the whole of the news.
“Ten sossand,” he said, smoothing his waistbands, and then inserting his thumbs into the pits of his waistcoat. “Also a chance of forty. Let us not lose time for ze music.”
He walked away.
“I don’t believe in that d–d coolness, ma’am,” said Mr. Pole, wheeling round on Freshfield Sumner. “It’s put on. That wears a mask; he’s one of those confounded humbugs who wear a mask. Ten-forty! and all for a shrug; it’s not human. I tell you, he does that just out of a sort of jealousy to rival me as an Englishman. Because I’m cool, he must be. Do you think a mother doesn’t feel the loss of her children?”
“I fear that I must grow petticoats before I can answer purely feminine questions,” said Freshfield.
“Of course—of course,” assented Mr. Pole; “and a man feels like a mother to his money. For the moment, he does—for the moment. What are those fellows—Spartans—women who cut off their breasts—?”
Freshfield suggested, “Amazons.”
“No; they were women,” Mr. Pole corrected him; “and if anything hurt them, they never cried out. That’s what—ha!—our friend Pericles is trying at. He’s a fool. He won’t sleep to-night. He’ll lie till he gets cold in the feet, and then tuck them up like a Dutch doll, and perspire cold till his heart gives a bound, and he’ll jump up and think his last hour’s come. Wind on the stomach, do ye call it? I say it’s wearing a mask!”
The bird’s-eye of the little merchant shot decisive meaning.
Two young ladies had run from his neighbourhood, making as if to lift hands to ears. The sight of them brought Mrs. Chump to his side. “Pole! Pole!” she said, “is there annything wrong?”
“Wrong, Martha?” He bent to her, attempting Irish—“Arrah, now! and mustn’t all be right if you’re here?”
She smote his cheek fondly. “Ye’re not a bit of an Irish-man, ye deer little fella.”
“Come along and dance,” cried he imperiously.
“A pretty spectacle—two fandangoes, when there’s singing, ye silly!” Mrs. Chump led him upstairs, chafing one of his hands, and remarking loudly on the wonder it was to see his knees constantly ‘give’ as he walked.
On the dark lawn, pressing Wilfrid’s written words for fiery nourishment to her heart, Emilia listened to the singing.
“Why do people make a noise, and not be satisfied to feel?” she said angrily to Braintop, as a great clapping of hands followed a divine aria. Her ideas on this point would have been different in the room.
By degrees a tender delirium took hold of her sense; and then a subtle emotion—which was partly prompted by dim rivalry with the voice that seemed to be speaking so richly to the man she loved—set her bosom rising and falling. She translated it to herself thus: “What a joy it will be to him to hear me now!” And in a pause she sang clear out—
“Prima d’Italia amica;”
and hung on the last note, to be sure that she would be heard by him.
Braintop saw the cigarette dash into sparks on the grass. At the same moment a snarl of critical vituperation told Emilia that she had offended taste and her father. He shouted her name, and, striding up to her, stumbled over Braintop, whom he caught with one hand, while the other fell firmly on Emilia.
“‘Amica—amica-a-a,’” he burlesqued her stress of the luckless note—lowing it at her, and telling her in triumphant Italian that she was found at last. Braintop, after a short struggle, and an effort at speech, which was loosely shaken in his mouth, heard that he stood a prisoner. “Eh! you have not lost your cheeks,” insulted his better acquaintance with English slang.
Alternately in this queer tongue and in Italian the pair of victims were addressed.
Emilia knew her father’s temper. He had a habit of dallying with an evil passion till it boiled over and possessed him. Believing Braintop to be in danger of harm, she beckoned to some of the faces crowding the windows; but the movement was not seen, as none of the circumstances were at all understood. Wilfrid, however, knew well who had sung those three bars, concerning which the ‘Prima donna’ questioned Mr. Pericles, and would not be put off by hearing that it was a startled jackdaw, or an owl, and an ole nightingale. The Greek rubbed his hands. “Now to recommence,” he said; “and we shall not notice a jackdaw again.” His eye went sideways watchfully at Wilfrid. “You like zat piece of opera?”
“Immensely,” said Wilfrid, half bowing to the Signora—to whom, as to Majesty, Mr. Pericles introduced him, and fixed him.
“Now! To seats!”
Mr. Pericles’ mandates was being obeyed, when a cry of “Wilfrid!” from Emilia below, raised a flutter.
Mr. Pole had been dozing in his chair. He rose at the cry, looking hard, with a mechanical jerk of the neck, at two or three successive faces, and calling, “Somebody—somebody” to take his outstretched hand trembling in a paroxysm of nervous terror.
Hearing his son’s name again, but more faintly, he raised his voice for Martha. “Don’t let that girl come near me! I—I can’t get on with foreign girls!”
His eyes went among the curious faces surrounding him. “Wilfrid!” he shouted. To the second summons, “Sir” was replied, in the silence. Neither saw the other as they spoke.
“Are you going out to her, Wilfrid?”
“Someone called me, sir.”
“He’s got the cunning of hell,” said Mr. Pole, baffled by his own agitation.
“Oh! don’t talk o’ that place,” moaned Mrs. Chump.
“Stop!” cried the old man. “Are you going? Stop! you shan’t do mischief. I mean—there—stop! Don’t go. You’re not to go. I say you’re not to go out.”
Emphasis and gesticulations gave their weight to the plain words.
But rage at the upset of all sentiments and dignity that day made Wilfrid reckless, and he now felt his love to be all he had. He heard his Emilia being dragged away to misery—perhaps to be sold to shame. Maddened, he was incapable of understanding his father’s state, or caring for what the world thought. His sisters gathered near him, but were voiceless.
“Is he gone?” Mr. Pole burst forward. “You’re gone, sir? Wilfrid, have you gone to that girl? I ask you whether…(there’s one shot at my heart,” he added in a swift undertone to one of the heads near him, while he caught at his breast with both hands). “Wilfrid, will you stay here?”
“For God’s sake, go to him, Wilfrid,” murmured Adela. “I can’t.”
“Because if you do—if you don’t—I mean, if you go…” The old man gasped at the undertone. “Now I have got it in my throat.”
A quick physical fear caught hold of him. In a moment his voice changed to entreaty. “I beg you won’t go, my dear boy. Wilfrid, I tell you, don’t go. Because, you wouldn’t act like a d—d—I’m not angry; but it is like acting like a—Here’s company, Wilfrid; come to me, my boy; do come here. You mayn’t ha—have your poor old father long, now he’s got you u—up in the world. I mean accidents, for I’m sound enough; only a little nervous from brain—Is he gone?”
Wilfrid was then leaving the room.
Lady Gosstre had been speaking to Mr. Powys. She was about to say a word to Lady Charlotte, when the latter walked to the doorway, and. In a manner that smote his heart with a spasm of gratitude, said; “Don’t heed these people. He will bring on a fit if you don’t stop. His nerves are out, and the wine they have given him… Go to him: I will go to Emilia, and do as much for her as you could.”
Wilfrid reached his father in time to see him stagger back into the arms of Mrs. Chump, whose supplication was for the female stimulant known as ‘something.’
CHAPTER XXXIII
On reaching home that night, Arabella surprised herself thinking, in the midst of her anguish: “Whatever is said of us, it cannot be said that there is a house where the servants have been better cared for.” And this reflection continued to burn with an astounding brilliancy through all the revolutions of a mind contemplating the dread of a fallen fortune, the fact of a public exposure, and what was to her an ambition destroyed. Adela had no such thoughts. “I have been walking on a plank,” she gasped from time to time, as she gave startled glances into the abyss of poverty, and hurried to her bedchamber—a faint whisper of self-condemnation in her ears at the ‘I’ being foremost. The sisters were too proud to touch upon one another’s misery in complaints, or to be common by holding debate on it. They had not once let their eyes meet at Besworth, as the Tinleys wonderingly noticed. They said good night to their papa, who was well enough to reply, adding peremptorily, “Downstairs at half-past eight,”—an intimation that he would be at the break-fast table and read prayers as usual. Inexperienced in nervous disease, they were now filled with the idea that he was possibly acting—a notion that had never been kindled in them before; or, otherwise, how came these rapid, almost instantaneous, recoveries?
Cornelia alone sounded near the keynote. Since the night that she had met him in the passage, and the next morning when Mrs. Chump had raised the hubbub about her loss, Cornelia’s thoughts had been troubled by some haunting spectral relationship with money. It had helped to make her reckless in granting interviews to Purcell Barrett. “If we are poor, I am free;” and that she might then give herself to whomever she pleased, was her logical deduction. The exposure at Besworth, and the partial confirmation of her suspicions, were not without their secret comfort to her. In the carriage, coming home, Wilfrid had touched her hand by chance, and pressed it with good heart. She went to the library, imagining that if he wished to see her he would appear, and by exposing his own weakness learn to excuse hers. She was right in her guess; Wilfrid came. He came sauntering into the room with “Ah! you here?” Cornelia consented to play into his hypocrisy. “Yes, I generally think better here,” she replied.
“And what has this pretty head got to do with thinking?”
“Not much, I suppose, my lord,” she replied, affecting nobly to acknowledge the weakness of the female creature.
Wilfrid kissed her with an unaccustomed fervour. This delicate mumming was to his taste. It was yet more so when she spoke playfully to him of his going soon to be a married man. He could answer to that in a smiling negative, playing round the question, until she perceived that he really desired to have his feeling for the odd dark girl who had recently shot across their horizon touched, if only it were led to by the muffled ways of innuendo.
As a dog, that cannot ask you verbally to scratch his head, but wishes it, will again and again thrust his head into your hand, petitioning mutely that affection may divine him, so:—but we deal with a sentimentalist, and the simile is too gross to be exact. For no sooner was Wilfrid’s head scratched, than the operation stuck him as humiliating; in other words, the moment he felt his sisters fingers in the ticklish part, he flew to another theme, then returned, and so backward and forward—mystifying her not slightly, and making her think, “Then he has no heart.” She by no means intended to encourage love for Emilia, but she hoped for his sake, that the sentiment he had indulged was sincere. By-and-by he said, that though he had no particular affection for Lady Charlotte, he should probably marry her.
“Without loving her, Wilfrid? It is unfair to her; it is unfair to yourself.”
Wilfrid understood perfectly who it was for whom she pleaded thus vehemently. He let her continue: and when she had dwelt on the horrors of marriages without love, and the supreme duty of espousing one who has our ‘heart’s loyalty,’ he said, “You may be right. A man must not play with a girl. He must consider that he owes a duty to one who is more dependent;”—implying that a woman s duty was distinct and different in such a case.
Cornelia could not rise and plead for her sex. Had she pushed forth the ‘woman,’ she must have stood for her.
This is the game of Fine Shades and Nice Feelings, under whose empire you see this family, and from which they are to emerge considerably shorn, but purified—examples of One present passage of our civilization.
“At least, dear, if” (Cornelia desperately breathed the name) “—if Emilia were forced to give her hand…loving…you…we should be right in pitying her?”
The snare was almost too palpable. Wilfrid fell into it, from the simple passion that the name inspired; and now his hand tightened. “Poor child!” he moaned.
She praised his kind heart: “You cannot be unjust and harsh, I know that. You could not see her—me—any of us miserable. Women feel, dear. Ah! I need not tell you that. Their tears are not the witnesses. When they do not weep, but the hot drops stream inwardly:—and, oh! Wilfrid, let this never happen to me. I shall not disgrace you, because I intend to see you happy with…with her, whoever she is; and I would leave you happy. But I should not survive it. I can look on Death. A marriage without love is dishonour.”
Sentiment enjoys its splendid moods. Wilfrid having had the figure of his beloved given to him under nuptial benediction, cloaked, even as he wished it to be, could afford now to commiserate his sister, and he admired her at the same time. “I’ll take care you are not made a sacrifice of when the event is fixed,” he said—as if it had never been in contemplation.
“Oh! I have not known happiness for years, till this hour,” Cornelia whispered to him bashfully; and set him wondering why she should be happy when she had nothing but his sanction to reject a man.
On the other hand, her problem was to gain lost ground by letting him know that, of the pair, it was not she who would marry beneath her station. She tried it mentally in various ways. In the end she thought it best to give him this positive assurance. “No,” he rejoined, “a woman never should.” There was no admission of equality to be got out of him, so she kissed him. Of their father’s health a few words were said—of Emilia nothing further. She saw that Wilfrid’s mind was resolved upon some part to play, but shrank from asking his confidence, lest facts should be laid bare.
At the breakfast-table Mr. Pole was a little late. He wore some of his false air of briskness on a hazy face, and read prayers—drawing breath between each sentence and rubbing his forehead; but the work was done by a man in ordinary health, if you chose to think so, as Mrs. Chump did. She made favourable remarks on his appearance, begging the ladies to corroborate her. They were silent.
“Now take a chop, Pole, and show your appetite,” she said. “‘A Chump-chop, my love?’ my little man used to invite me of a mornin’; and that was the onnly joke he had, so it’s worth rememberin’.”
A chop was placed before Mr. Pole. He turned it in his plate, and wonderingly called to mind that he had once enjoyed chops. At a loss to account for the distressing change, he exclaimed to himself, “Chump! I wish the woman wouldn’t thrust her husband between one’s teeth. An egg!”
The chop was displaced for an egg, which he tapped until Mrs. Chump cried out, “Oh! if ye’re not like a postman, Pole; and d’ye think ye’ve got a letter for a chick inside there?”
This allusion scared Mr. Pole from the egg. He quitted the table, muttering, “Business! business!” and went to the library.
When he was gone Mrs. Chump gave a cry to know where Braintop was, but, forgetting him immediately, turned to the ladies and ejaculated, “Broth’m. It’s just brothin’ he wants. Broth, I say, for anny man that won’t eat his chop or his egg. And, my dears, now, what do ye say to me for bringing him home to ye? I expect to be thanked, I do; and then we’ll broth Pole together, till he’s lusty as a prize-ox, and capers like a monkey.”
Wretched woman! that could not see the ruin she had inflicted—that could not imagine how her bitter breath cut against those sensitive skins! During a short pause little Mrs. Lupin trotted to the door, and shot through it, in a paroxysm.
Then Wilfrid’s voice was heard. He leaned against a corner of the window, and spoke without directly looking at Mrs. Chump; so that she was some time in getting to understand the preliminary, “Madam, you must leave this house.” But presently her chin dropped; and after feeble efforts to interpose an exclamation, she sat quiet—overcome by the deliberate gravity of his manner, and motioning despairingly with her head, to relieve the swarm of unborn figure-less ideas suggested by his passing speech. The ladies were ranged like tribunal shapes. It could not be said of souls so afflicted that they felt pleasure in the scene; but to assist in the administration of a rigorous justice is sweet to them that are smarting. They scarcely approved his naked statement of things when he came to Mrs. Chump’s particular aspiration in the household—viz., to take a station and the dignity of their name. The effect he produced satisfied them that the measure was correct. Her back gave a sharp bend, as if an eternal support had snapped. “Oh! ye hit hard,” she moaned.
“I tell you kindly that we (who, you will acknowledge, must count for something here) do not sanction any change that revolutionizes our domestic relations,” said Wilfrid; while Mrs. Chump heaved and rolled on the swell of the big words like an overladen boat. “You have only to understand so much, and this—that if we resist it, as we do, you, by continuing to contemplate it, are provoking a contest which will probably injure neither you nor me, but will be death to ham in his present condition.”
Mrs. Chump was heard to mumble that she alone knew the secret of restoring him to health, and that he was rendered peaky and poky only by people supposing him so.
“An astonishin’ thing!” she burst out. “If I kiss ‘m and say ‘Poor Pole!’ he’s poor Pole on the spot. And, if onnly I—”
But Wilfrid’s stern voice flowed over her. “Listen, madam, and let this be finished between us. You know well that when a man has children, he may wish to call another woman wife—a woman not their mother; but the main question is, will his children consent to let her take that place? We are of one mind, and will allow no one—no one—to assume that position. And now, there’s an end. We’ll talk like friends. I have only spoken in that tone that you might clearly comprehend me on an important point. I know you entertain a true regard for my father, and it is that belief which makes me—”
“Friends!” cried Mrs. Chump, getting courage from the savour of cajolery in these words. “Friends! Oh, ye fox! ye fox!”
And now commenced a curious duett. Wilfrid merely wished to terminate his sentence; Mrs. Chump wantonly sought to prevent him. Each was burdened with serious matter; but they might have struck hands here, had not this petty accidental opposition interposed. —“Makes me feel confident…” Wilfrid resumed.
“And Pole’s promos, Mr. Wilfrud; ye’re forgettin’ that.”
“Confident, ma’am.”
“He was the first to be soft.”
“I say, ma’am, for his sake—”
“An’ it’s for his sake. And weak as he is on ‘s legs, poor fells; which marr’ge ‘ll cure, bein’ a certain rem’dy.”
“Mrs. Chump! I beg you to listen.”
“Mr. Wilfrud! and I can see too, and it’s three weeks and ye kissed little Belloni in the passage, outside this vary door, and out in the garden.”
The blow was entirely unexpected, and took Wilfrid’s breath, so that he was not ready for his turn in this singular piece of harmony.
“Ye did!” Mrs. Chump rejoiced to behold how her chance spark kindled flame in his cheeks. “It’s pos’tuv ye did. And ye’re the best blusher of the two, my dear; and no shame to ye, though it is a garl’s business. That little Belloni takes to ‘t like milk; but you—”
Wilfrid strode up to her, saying imperiously, “I tell you to listen!”
She succumbed at once to a show of physical ascendency, murmuring, “It’s sure he was seen kissin’ of her twice, and mayhap more; and hearty smacks of the lips, too—likin’ it.”
The ladies rewarded Wilfrid for his service to their cause by absolutely hearing nothing—a feat women can be capable of.
Wilfrid, however, was angered by the absurdity of the charge and the scene, and also by the profane touch on Emilia’s name.
“I must tell you, ma’am, that for my father’s sake I must desire you to quit this—you will see the advisability of quitting this house for a time.”
“Pole’s promus! Pole’s promus!” Mrs. Chump wailed again.
“Will you give me your assurance now that you will go, to be our guest again subsequently?”
“In writin’ and in words, Mr. Wilfrud!”
“Answer me, ma’am.”
“I will, Mr. Wilfrud; and Mr. Braintop’s a witness, knowin’ the nature of an oath. There naver was a more sacrud promus. Says Pole, ‘Martha—‘”
Wilfrid changed his tactics. Sitting down by her side, he said: “I am sure you have an affection for my father.”
“I’m the most lovin’ woman, my dear! If it wasn’t for my vartue I don’t know what’d become o’ me. Ye could ask Chump, if he wasn’t in his grave, poor fella! I’ll be cryin’ like a squeezed orr’nge presently. What with Chump and Pole, two’s too many for a melanch’ly woman.”
“You have an affection for my father I know, ma’am. Now, see! he’s ill. If you press him to do what we certainly resist, you endanger his life.”
Mrs. Chump started back from the man who bewildered her brain without stifling her sense of justice. She knew that there was another way of putting the case, whereby she was not stuck in the criminal box; but the knowledge groped about blindly, and finding herself there, Mrs. Chump lost all idea of a counter-accusation, and resorted to wriggling and cajolery. “Ah! ye look sweeter when ye’re kissin’ us, Mr. Wilfrud; and I wonder where the little Belloni has got to!”
“Tell me, that there maybe no misunderstanding.” Wilfrid again tried to fix her.
“A rosy rosy fresh bit of a mouth she’s got! and pouts ut!”
Wilfrid took her hand. “Answer me.”
“‘Deed, and I’m modust, Mr. Wilfrud.”
“You do him the honour to be very fond of him. I am to believe that? Then you must consent to leave us at the end of a week. You abandon any idea of an impossible ceremony, and of us you make friends and not enemies.”
At the concluding word, Mrs. Chump was no longer sustained by her excursive fancy. She broke down, and wrung her hands, crying, “En’mies! Pole’s children my en’mies! Oh, Lord! that I should live to hear ut! and Pole, that knew me a bride first blushin’!”
She wailed and wept so that the ladies exchanged compassionate looks, and Arabella rose to press her hand and diminish her distress. Wilfrid saw that his work would be undone in a moment, and waved her to her seat. The action was perceived by Mrs. Chump.
“Oh, Mr. Wilfrud! my dear! and a soldier! and you that was my favourut! If half my ‘ffection for Pole wasn’t the seein’ of you so big and handsome! And all my ideas to get ye marrud, avery one so snug in a corner, with a neat little lawful ring on your fingers! And you that go to keep me a lone woman, frightened of the darrk! I’m an awful coward, that’s the truth. And ye know that marr’ge is a holy thing! and it’s such a beaut’ful cer’mony! Oh, Mr. Wilfrud!—Lieuten’t y’ are! and I’d have bought ye a captain, and made the hearts o’ your sisters jump with bonnuts and gowns and jools. Oh, Pole! Pole! why did you keep me so short o’ cash? It’s been the roon of me! What did I care for your brooches and your gifts? I wanted the good will of your daughters, sir—your son, Pole!”
Mrs. Chump stopped her flow of tears. “Dear hearts!” she addressed her silent judges, in mysterious guttural tones, “is it becas ye think there’s a bit of a fear of…?”
The ladies repressed a violent inclination to huddle together, like cattle from the blowing East.
“I assure ye, ‘taint poss’ble,” pursued Mrs. Chump. “Why do I ‘gree to marry Pole? Just this, now. We sit chirpin’ and chatterin’ of times that’s gone, and live twice over, Pole and myself; and I’m used to ‘m; and I was soft to ‘m when he was a merry buck, and you cradle lumber in ideas, mind! for my vartue was always un’mpeach’ble. That’s just the reason. So, come, and let’s all be friends, with money in our pockuts; yell find me as much of a garl as army of ye. And, there! my weak time’s after my Porrt, my dears. So, now ye know when I can’t be refusin’ a thing to ye. Are we friends?—say! are we?”
Even if the ladies had been disposed to pardon her vulgarity, they could not by any effort summon a charitable sentiment toward one of their sex who degraded it by a public petition for a husband. This was not to be excused; and, moreover, they entertained the sentimentalist’s abhorrence of the second marriage of a woman; regarding the act as simply execrable; being treason to the ideal of the sex—treason to Woman’s purity—treason to the mysterious sentiment which places Woman so high, that when a woman slips there is no help for it but she must be smashed.
