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Bouvard and Pécuchet, part 1
At the end of a quarter of an hour they stopped. The one closed his pruning-knife, the other laid down his scissors, and they began to walk to and fro quietly, Bouvard in the shade of the linden trees, with his waistcoat off, his chest held out and his arms bare; Pécuchet close to the wall, with his head hanging down, his arms behind his back, the peak of his cap turned over his neck for precaution; and thus they proceeded in parallel lines without even seeing Marcel, who was resting at the side of the hut eating a scrap of bread.
In this reflective mood thoughts arose in their minds. They grasped at them, fearing to lose them; and metaphysics came back again – came back with respect to the rain and the sun, the gravel in their shoes, the flowers on the grass – with respect to everything. When they looked at the candle burning, they asked themselves whether the light is in the object or in our eyes. Since stars may have disappeared by the time their radiance has reached us, we admire, perhaps, things that have no existence.
Having found a Raspail cigarette in the depths of a waistcoat, they crumbled it over some water, and the camphor moved about. Here, then, is movement in matter. One degree more of movement might bring on life!
But if matter in movement were sufficient to create beings, they would not be so varied. For in the beginning lands, water, men, and plants had no existence. What, then, is this primordial matter, which we have never seen, which is no portion of created things, and which yet has produced them all?
Sometimes they wanted a book. Dumouchel, tired of assisting them, no longer answered their letters. They enthusiastically took up the new question, especially Pécuchet. His need of truth became a burning thirst.
Moved by Bouvard's preachings, he gave up spiritualism, but soon resumed it again only to abandon it once more, and, clasping his head with his hands, he would exclaim:
"Oh, doubt! doubt! I would much prefer nothingness."
Bouvard perceived the insufficiency of materialism, and tried to stop at that, declaring, however, that he had lost his head over it.
They began with arguments on a solid basis, but the basis gave way; and suddenly they had no longer a single idea – just as a bird takes wing the moment we wish to catch it.
During the winter evenings they chatted in the museum at the corner of the fire, staring at the coals. The wind, whistling in the corridor, shook the window-panes; the black masses of trees swayed to and fro, and the dreariness of the night intensified the seriousness of their thoughts.
Bouvard from time to time walked towards the further end of the apartment and then came back. The torches and the pans on the walls threw slanting shadows on the ground; and the St. Peter, seen in profile, showed on the ceiling the silhouette of his nose, resembling a monstrous hunting-horn.
They found it hard to move about amongst the various articles, and Bouvard, by not taking precautions, often knocked against the statue. With its big eyes, its drooping lip, and its air of a drunkard, it also annoyed Pécuchet. For a long time he had wished to get rid of it, but through carelessness put it off from day to day.
One evening, in the middle of a dispute on the monad, Bouvard hit his big toe against St. Peter's thumb, and turning on him in a rage, exclaimed:
"He plagues me, this jackanapes! Let us toss him out!"
It was difficult to do this over the staircase. They flung open the window, and gently tried to tip St. Peter over the edge. Pécuchet, on his knees, attempted to raise his heels, while Bouvard pressed against his shoulders. The old codger in stone did not budge. After this they had recourse to the halberd as a lever, and finally succeeded in stretching him out quite straight. Then, after a see-saw motion, he dashed into the open space, his tiara going before him. A heavy crash reached their ears, and next day they found him broken into a dozen pieces in the old pit for composts.
An hour afterwards the notary came in, bringing good news to them. A lady in the neighbourhood was willing to advance a thousand crown-pieces on the security of a mortgage of their farm, and, as they were expressing their satisfaction at the proposal:
"Pardon me. She adds, as a condition, that you should sell her the Ecalles meadow for fifteen hundred francs. The loan will be advanced this very day. The money is in my office."
They were both disposed to give way.
Bouvard ended by saying: "Good God! be it so, then."
"Agreed," said Marescot. And then he mentioned the lender's name: it was Madame Bordin.
"I suspected 'twas she!" exclaimed Pécuchet.
Bouvard, who felt humiliated, had not a word to say.
She or some one else – what did it matter? The principal thing was to get out of their difficulties.
When they received the money (they were to get the sum for the Ecalles later) they immediately paid all their bills; and they were returning to their abode when, at the corner of the market-place, they were stopped by Farmer Gouy.
He had been on his way to their house to apprise them of a misfortune. The wind, the night before, had blown down twenty apple trees into the farmyard, overturned the boilery, and carried away the roof of the barn.
They spent the remainder of the afternoon in estimating the amount of the damage, and they continued the inquiry on the following day with the assistance of the carpenter, the mason, and the slater. The repairs would cost at least about eighteen hundred francs.
Then, in the evening, Gouy presented himself. Marianne herself had, a short time before, told him all about the sale of the Ecalles meadow – a piece of land with a splendid yield, suitable in every way, and scarcely requiring any cultivation at all, the best bit in the whole farm! – and he asked for a reduction.
The two gentlemen refused it. The matter was submitted to the justice of the peace, who decided in favour of the farmer. The loss of the Ecalles, which was valued at two thousand francs per acre, caused him an annual depreciation of seventy, and he was sure to win in the courts.
Their fortune was diminished. What were they to do? And soon the question would be, How were they to live?
They both sat down to table full of discouragement. Marcel knew nothing about it in the kitchen. His dinner this time was better than theirs.
The soup was like dish-water, the rabbit had a bad smell, the kidney-beans were underdone, the plates were dirty, and at dessert Bouvard burst into a passion and threatened to break everything on Marcel's head.
"Let us be philosophers," said Pécuchet. "A little less money, the intrigues of a woman, the clumsiness of a servant – what is it but this? You are too much immersed in matter."
"But when it annoys me?" said Bouvard.
"For my part, I don't admit it," rejoined Pécuchet.
He had recently been reading an analysis of Berkeley, and added:
"I deny extension, time, space, even substance! for the true substance is the mind-perceiving qualities."
"Quite so," said Bouvard; "but get rid of the world, and you'll have no proof left of God's existence."
Pécuchet uttered a cry, and a long one too, although he had a cold in his head, caused by the iodine of potassium, and a continual feverishness increased his excitement. Bouvard, being uneasy about him, sent for the doctor.
Vaucorbeil ordered orange-syrup with the iodine, and for a later stage cinnabar baths.
"What's the use?" replied Pécuchet. "One day or another the form will die out. The essence does not perish."
"No doubt," said the physician, "matter is indestructible. However – "
"Ah, no! – ah, no! The indestructible thing is being. This body which is there before me – yours, doctor – prevents me from knowing your real self, and is, so to speak, only a garment, or rather a mask."
Vaucorbeil believed he was mad.
"Good evening. Take care of your mask."
Pécuchet did not stop. He procured an introduction to the Hegelian philosophy, and wished to explain it to Bouvard.
"All that is rational is real. There is not even any reality save the idea. The laws of the mind are laws of the universe; the reason of man is identical with that of God."
Bouvard pretended to understand.
"Therefore the absolute is, at the same time, the subject and the object, the unity whereby all differences come to be settled. Thus, things that are contradictory are reconciled. The shadow permits the light; heat and cold intermingled produce temperature. Organism maintains itself only by the destruction of organism; everywhere there is a principle that disunites, a principle that connects."
They were on the hillock, and the curé was walking past the gateway with his breviary in his hand.
Pécuchet asked him to come in, as he desired to finish the explanation of Hegel, and to get some notion of what the curé would say about it.
The man of the cassock sat down beside them, and Pécuchet broached the question of Christianity.
"No religion has established this truth so well: 'Nature is but a moment of the idea.'"
"A moment of the idea!" murmured the priest in astonishment.
"Why, yes. God in taking a visible envelope showed his consubstantial union with it."
"With nature – oh! oh!"
"By His decease He bore testimony to the essence of death; therefore, death was in Him, made and makes part of God."
The ecclesiastic frowned.
"No blasphemies! it was for the salvation of the human race that He endured sufferings."
"Error! We look at death in the case of the individual, where, no doubt, it is a calamity; but with relation to things it is different. Do not separate mind from matter."
"However, sir, before the Creation – "
"There was no Creation. It has always existed. Otherwise this would be a new being adding itself to the Divine idea, which is absurd."
The priest arose; business matters called him elsewhere.
"I flatter myself I've floored him!" said Pécuchet. "One word more. Since the existence of the world is but a continual passage from life to death, and from death to life, so far from everything existing, nothing is. But everything is becoming – do you understand?"
"Yes; I do understand – or rather I don't."
Idealism in the end exasperated Bouvard.
"I don't want any more of it. The famous cogito stupefies me. Ideas of things are taken for the things themselves. What we understand very slightly is explained by means of words which we don't understand at all – substance, extension, force, matter, and soul. So much abstraction, imagination. As for God, it is impossible to know in what way He is, if He is at all. Formerly, He used to cause the wind, the thunderstorms, revolutions. At present, He is diminishing. Besides, I don't see the utility of Him."
"And morality – in this state of affairs."
"Ah! so much the worse."
"It lacks a foundation in fact," said Pécuchet.
And he remained silent, driven into a corner by premises which he had himself laid down. It was a surprise – a crushing bit of logic.
Bouvard no longer even believed in matter.
The certainty that nothing exists (deplorable though it may be) is none the less a certainty. Few persons are capable of possessing it. This transcendency on their part inspired them with pride, and they would have liked to make a display of it. An opportunity presented itself.
One morning, while they were going to buy tobacco, they saw a crowd in front of Langlois' door. The public conveyance from Falaise was surrounded, and there was much excitement about a convict named Touache, who was wandering about the country. The conductor had met him at Croix-Verte between two gendarmes, and the people of Chavignolles breathed a sigh of relief.
Girbal and the captain remained on the green; then the justice of the peace made his appearance, curious to obtain information, and after him came M. Marescot in a velvet cap and sheepskin slippers.
Langlois invited them to honour his shop with their presence; they would be more at their ease; and in spite of the customers and the loud ringing of the bell, the gentlemen continued their discussion as to Touache's offences.
"Goodness gracious!" said Bouvard, "he had bad instincts. That was the whole of it!"
"They are conquered by virtue," replied the notary.
"But if a person has not virtue?"
And Bouvard positively denied free-will.
"Yet," said the captain, "I can do what I like. I am free, for instance, to move my leg."
"No, sir, for you have a motive for moving it."
The captain looked out for something to say in reply, and found nothing. But Girbal discharged this shaft:
"A Republican speaking against liberty. That is funny."
"A droll story," chimed in Langlois.
Bouvard turned on him with this question:
"Why don't you give all you possess to the poor?"
The grocer cast an uneasy glance over his entire shop.
"Look here, now, I'm not such an idiot! I keep it for myself."
"If you were St. Vincent de Paul, you would act differently, since you would have his character. You obey your own. Therefore, you are not free."
"That's a quibble!" replied the company in chorus.
Bouvard did not flinch, and said, pointing towards the scales on the counter:
"It will remain motionless so long as each scale is empty. So with the will; and the oscillation of the scales between two weights which seem equal represents the strain on our mind when it is hesitating between different motives, till the moment when the more powerful motive gets the better of it and leads it to a determination."
"All that," said Girbal, "makes no difference for Touache, and does not prevent him from being a downright vicious rogue."
Pécuchet addressed the company:
"Vices are properties of Nature, like floods, tempests."
The notary stopped, and raising himself on tiptoe at every word:
"I consider your system one of complete immorality. It gives scope to every kind of excess, excuses crimes, and declares the guilty innocent."
"Exactly," replied Bouvard; "the wretch who follows his appetites is right from his own point of view just as much as the honest man who listens to reason."
"Do not defend monsters!"
"Wherefore monsters? When a person is born blind, an idiot, a homicide, this appears to us to be opposed to order, as if order were known to us, as if Nature were striving towards an end."
"You then raise a question about Providence?"
"I do raise a question about it."
"Look rather to history," exclaimed Pécuchet. "Recall to mind the assassinations of kings, the massacres amongst peoples, the dissensions in families, the affliction of individuals."
"And at the same time," added Bouvard, for they mutually excited each other, "this Providence takes care of little birds, and makes the claws of crayfishes grow again. Oh! if by Providence you mean a law which rules everything, I am of the same opinion, and even more so."
"However, sir," said the notary, "there are principles."
"What stuff is that you're talking? A science, according to Condillac, is so much the better the less need it has of them. They do nothing but summarise acquired knowledge, and they bring us back to those conceptions which are exactly the disputable ones."
"Have you, like us," went on Pécuchet, "scrutinised and explored the arcana of metaphysics?"
"It is true, gentlemen – it is true!"
Then the company broke up.
But Coulon, drawing them aside, told them in a paternal tone that he was no devotee certainly, and that he even hated the Jesuits. However, he did not go as far as they did. Oh, no! certainly not. And at the corner of the green they passed in front of the captain, who, as he lighted his pipe, growled:
"All the same, I do what I like, by God!"
Bouvard and Pécuchet gave utterance on other occasions to their scandalous paradoxes. They threw doubt on the honesty of men, the chastity of women, the intelligence of government, the good sense of the people – in short, they sapped the foundations of everything.
Foureau was provoked by their behaviour, and threatened them with imprisonment if they went on with such discourses.
The evidence of their own superiority caused them pain. As they maintained immoral propositions, they must needs be immoral: calumnies were invented about them. Then a pitiable faculty developed itself in their minds, that of observing stupidity and no longer tolerating it. Trifling things made them feel sad: the advertisements in the newspapers, the profile of a shopkeeper, an idiotic remark overheard by chance. Thinking over what was said in their own village, and on the fact that there were even as far as the Antipodes other Coulons, other Marescots, other Foureaus, they felt, as it were, the heaviness of all the earth weighing down upon them.
They no longer went out of doors, and received no visitors.
One afternoon a dialogue arose, outside the front entrance, between Marcel and a gentleman who wore dark spectacles and a hat with a large brim. It was the academician Larsoneur. He observed a curtain half-opening and doors being shut. This step on his part was an attempt at reconciliation; and he went away in a rage, directing the man-servant to tell his masters that he regarded them as a pair of common fellows.
Bouvard and Pécuchet did not care about this. The world was diminishing in importance, and they saw it as if through a cloud that had descended from their brains over their eyes.
Is it not, moreover, an illusion, a bad dream? Perhaps, on the whole, prosperity and misfortune are equally balanced. But the welfare of the species does not console the individual.
"And what do others matter to me?" said Pécuchet.
His despair afflicted Bouvard. It was he who had brought his friend to this pass, and the ruinous condition of their house kept their grief fresh by daily irritations.
In order to revive their spirits they tried discussions, and prescribed tasks for themselves, but speedily fell back into greater sluggishness, into more profound discouragement.
At the end of each meal they would remain with their elbows on the table groaning with a lugubrious air.
Marcel would give them a scared look, and then go back to his kitchen, where he stuffed himself in solitude.
About the middle of midsummer they received a circular announcing the marriage of Dumouchel with Madame Olympe-Zulma Poulet, a widow.
"God bless him!"
And they recalled the time when they were happy.
Why were they no longer following the harvesters? Where were the days when they went through the different farm-houses looking everywhere for antiquities? Nothing now gave them such hours of delight as those which were occupied with the distillery and with literature. A gulf lay between them and that time. It was irrevocable.
They thought of taking a walk as of yore through the fields, wandered too far, and got lost. The sky was dotted with little fleecy clouds, the wind was shaking the tiny bells of the oats; a stream was purling along through a meadow – and then, all at once, an infectious odour made them halt, and they saw on the pebbles between the thorn trees the putrid carcass of a dog.
The four limbs were dried up. The grinning jaws disclosed teeth of ivory under the bluish lips; in place of the stomach there was a mass of earth-coloured flesh which seemed to be palpitating with the vermin that swarmed all over it. It writhed, with the sun's rays falling on it, under the gnawing of so many mouths, in this intolerable stench – a stench which was fierce and, as it were, devouring.
Yet wrinkles gathered on Bouvard's forehead, and his eyes filled with tears.
Pécuchet said in a stoical fashion, "One day we shall be like that."
The idea of death had taken hold of them. They talked about it on their way back.
After all, it has no existence. We pass away into the dew, into the breeze, into the stars. We become part of the sap of trees, the brilliance of precious stones, the plumage of birds. We give back to Nature what she lent to each of us, and the nothingness before us is not a bit more frightful than the nothingness behind us.
They tried to picture it to themselves under the form of an intense night, a bottomless pit, a continual swoon. Anything would be better than such an existence – monotonous, absurd, and hopeless.
They enumerated their unsatisfied wants. Bouvard had always wished for horses, equipages, a big supply of Burgundy, and lovely women ready to accommodate him in a splendid habitation. Pécuchet's ambition was philosophical knowledge. Now, the vastest of problems, that which contains all others, can be solved in one minute. When would it come, then? "As well to make an end of it at once."
"Just as you like," said Bouvard.
And they investigated the question of suicide.
Where is the evil of casting aside a burden which is crushing you? and of doing an act harmful to nobody? If it offended God, should we have this power? It is not cowardice, though people say so, and to scoff at human pride is a fine thing, even at the price of injury to oneself – the thing that men regard most highly.
They deliberated as to the different kinds of death. Poison makes you suffer. In order to cut your throat you require too much courage. In the case of asphyxia, people often fail to effect their object.
Finally, Pécuchet carried up to the garret two ropes belonging to their gymnastic apparatus. Then, having fastened them to the same cross-beam of the roof, he let a slip-knot hang down from the end of each, and drew two chairs underneath to reach the ropes.
This method was the one they selected.
They asked themselves what impression it would cause in the district, what would become of their library, their papers, their collections. The thought of death made them feel tenderly about themselves. However, they did not abandon their project, and by dint of talking about it they grew accustomed to the idea.
On the evening of the 24th of December, between ten and eleven o'clock, they sat thinking in the museum, both differently attired. Bouvard wore a blouse over his knitted waistcoat, and Pécuchet, through economy, had not left off his monk's habit for the past three months.
As they were very hungry (for Marcel, having gone out at daybreak, had not reappeared), Bouvard thought it would be a healthful thing for him to drink a quart bottle of brandy, and for Pécuchet to take some tea.
While he was lifting up the kettle he spilled some water on the floor.
"Awkward!" exclaimed Bouvard.
Then, thinking the infusion too small, he wanted to strengthen it with two additional spoonfuls.
"This will be execrable," said Pécuchet.
"Not at all."
And while each of them was trying to draw the work-box closer to himself, the tray upset and fell down. One of the cups was smashed – the last of their fine porcelain tea-service.
Bouvard turned pale.
"Go on! Confusion! Don't put yourself about!"
"Truly, a great misfortune! I attribute it to my father."
"Your natural father," corrected Pécuchet, with a sneer.
"Ha! you insult me!"
"No; but I am tiring you out! I see it plainly! Confess it!"
And Pécuchet was seized with anger, or rather with madness. So was Bouvard. The pair began shrieking, the one excited by hunger, the other by alcohol. Pécuchet's throat at length emitted no sound save a rattling.
"It is infernal, a life like this. I much prefer death. Adieu!"
He snatched up the candlestick and rushed out, slamming the door behind him.
Bouvard, plunged in darkness, found some difficulty in opening it. He ran after Pécuchet, and followed him up to the garret.
The candle was on the floor, and Pécuchet was standing on one of the chairs, with a rope in his hand. The spirit of imitation got the better of Bouvard.
"Wait for me!"
And he had just got up on the other chair when, suddenly stopping:
"Why, we have not made our wills!"
"Hold on! That's quite true!"
Their breasts swelled with sobs. They leaned against the skylight to take breath.
The air was chilly and a multitude of stars glittered in a sky of inky blackness.
The whiteness of the snow that covered the earth was lost in the haze of the horizon.
They perceived, close to the ground, little lights, which, as they drew near, looked larger, all reaching up to the side of the church.
Curiosity drove them to the spot. It was the midnight mass. These lights came from shepherds' lanterns. Some of them were shaking their cloaks under the porch.
The serpent snorted; the incense smoked. Glasses suspended along the nave represented three crowns of many-coloured flames; and, at the end of the perspective at the two sides of the tabernacle, immense wax tapers were pointed with red flames. Above the heads of the crowd and the broad-brimmed hats of the women, beyond the chanters, the priest could be distinguished in his chasuble of gold. To his sharp voice responded the strong voices of the men who filled up the gallery, and the wooden vault quivered above its stone arches. The walls were decorated with the stations of the Cross. In the midst of the choir, before the altar, a lamb was lying down, with its feet under its belly and its ears erect.
The warm temperature imparted to them both a strange feeling of comfort, and their thoughts, which had been so tempestuous only a short time before, became peaceful, like waves when they are calmed.
They listened to the Gospel and the Credo, and watched the movements of the priest. Meanwhile, the old, the young, the beggar women in rags, the mothers in high caps, the strong young fellows with tufts of fair down on their faces, were all praying, absorbed in the same deep joy, and saw the body of the Infant Christ shining, like a sun, upon the straw of a stable. This faith on the part of others touched Bouvard in spite of his reason, and Pécuchet in spite of the hardness of his heart.
There was a silence; every back was bent, and, at the tinkling of a bell, the little lamb bleated.
The host was displayed by the priest, as high as possible between his two hands. Then burst forth a strain of gladness inviting the whole world to the feet of the King of Angels. Bouvard and Pécuchet involuntarily joined in it, and they felt, as it were, a new dawn rising in their souls.