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Canadian sport is the brunt of many jokes, but Canucks take the jabs in stride and still find the humour in what&apos;s laughable from the ice to the water to the field and the court:
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The head coach of the Toronto Raptors asked one of his forwards, «Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?» The player replied, «I don&apos;t know and I don&apos;t care!»
Q: Why did the Toronto Argonauts quarterback never have a phone installed in his home? A: Because he&apos;d never be able to find the receiver.
A priest was walking along the beach in Nova Scotia when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore with a rope. «That&apos;s what I like to see,» said the priest. «A man helping his fellow man.» As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, «Well, he sure doesn&apos;t know the first thing about shark fishing!»
And so much more!

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Does This Make Me Look Fat? - Canadian Sports Humour (Unabridged)

When it comes to our beloved «good ol&apos; hockey game,» humour abounds in Canada. The Hockey Joke Book shows you just how funny the sport, its teams and its toothless players can be:
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Q: What do the Ottawa Senators and the Titanic have in common? A: They both look good until they hit the ice!
Q: What&apos;s the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra? A: A bra has two cups!
Four out of five dentists surveyed recommend playing hockey.
Plus so much more hilarity!

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Hockey Joke Book (Unabridged)

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J. Alexander Poulton