George Meredith
The Adventures of Harry Richmond. Complete
‘By implication, you know he withdraws it.’
‘But if I satisfy him that you have not been extravagant?’
‘I must wait till he is satisfied.’
‘The thing is done, Richie, done. I see it in advance—it is done! Whatever befalls me, you, my dear boy, in the space of two months, may grasp—your fortune. Besides, here is my hand. I swear by it, my son, that I shall satisfy the squire. I go farther; I say I shall have the means to refund to you—the means, the money. The marriage is announced in our prints for the Summer—say early June. And I undertake that you, the husband of the princess, shall be the first gentleman in England—that is, Europe. Oh! not ruling a coterie: not dazzling the world with entertainments.’ He thought himself in earnest when he said, ‘I attach no mighty importance to these things, though there is no harm I can perceive in leading the fashion—none that I see in having a consummate style. I know your taste, and hers, Richie, the noble lady’s. She shall govern the intellectual world—your poets, your painters, your men of science. They reflect a beautiful sovereign mistress more exquisitely than almost aristocracy does. But you head our aristocracy also. You are a centre of the political world. So I scheme it. Between you, I defy the Court to rival you. This I call distinction. It is no mean aim, by heaven! I protest, it is an aim with the mark in sight, and not out of range.’
He whipped himself up to one of his oratorical frenzies, of which a cheque was the common fruit. The power of his persuasiveness in speech, backed by the spectacle of his social accomplishments, continued to subdue me, and I protested only inwardly even when I knew that he was gambling with fortune. I wrote out many cheques, and still it appeared to me that they were barely sufficient to meet the current expenses of his household. Temple and I calculated that his Grand Parade would try the income of a duke, and could but be a matter of months. Mention of it reached Riversley from various quarters, from Lady Maria Higginson, from Captain Bulsted and his wife, and from Sir Roderick Ilchester, who said to me, with fine accentuation, ‘I have met your father.’ Sir Roderick, an Englishman reputed of good breeding, informed the son that he had actually met the father in lofty society, at Viscountess Sedley’s, at Lady Dolchester’s, at Bramham DeWitt’s, and heard of him as a frequenter of the Prussian and Austrian Embassy entertainments; and also that he was admitted to the exclusive dinner-parties of the Countess de Strode, ‘which are,’ he observed, in the moderated tone of an astonishment devoting itself to propagation, ‘the cream of society.’ Indubitably, then, my father was an impostor: more Society proved it. The squire listened like one pelted by a storm, sure of his day to come at the close of the two months. I gained his commendation by shunning the metropolitan Balls, nor did my father press me to appear at them. It was tacitly understood between us that I should now and then support him at his dinner-table, and pass bowing among the most select of his great ladies. And this I did, and I felt at home with them, though I had to bear with roughnesses from one or two of the more venerable dames, which were not quite proper to good breeding. Old Lady Kane, great-aunt of the Marquis of Edbury, was particularly my tormentor, through her plain-spoken comments on my father’s legal suit; for I had to listen to her without wincing, and agree in her general contempt of the Georges, and foil her queries coolly, when I should have liked to perform Jorian DeWitt’s expressed wish to ‘squeeze the acid out of her in one grip, and toss her to the Gods that collect exhausted lemons.’ She took extraordinary liberties with me.
‘Why not marry an Englishwoman? Rich young men ought to choose wives from their own people, out of their own sets. Foreign women never get on well in this country, unless they join the hounds to hunt the husband.’
She cited naturalized ladies famous for the pastime. Her world and its outskirts she knew thoroughly, even to the fact of my grandfather’s desire that I should marry Janet Ilchester. She named a duke’s daughter, an earl’s. Of course I should have to stop the scandal: otherwise the choice I had was unrestricted. My father she evidently disliked, but she just as much disliked an encounter with his invincible bonhomie and dexterous tongue. She hinted at family reasons for being shy of him, assuring me that I was not implicated in them.
‘The Guelph pattern was never much to my taste,’ she said, and it consoled me with the thought that he was not ranked as an adventurer in the houses he entered. I learned that he was supposed to depend chiefly on my vast resources. Edbury acted the part of informant to the inquisitive harridan: ‘Her poor dear good-for-nothing Edbury! whose only cure would be a nice, well-conducted girl, an heiress.’ She had cast her eye on Anna Penrhys, but considered her antecedents doubtful. Spotless innocence was the sole receipt for Edbury’s malady. My father, in a fit of bold irony, proposed Lady Kane for President of his Tattle and Scandal Club,—a club of ladies dotted with select gentlemen, the idea of which Jorian DeWitt claimed the merit of starting, and my father surrendered it to him, with the reservation, that Jorian intended an association of backbiters pledged to reveal all they knew, whereas the Club, in its present form, was an engine of morality and decency, and a social safeguard, as well as an amusement. It comprised a Committee of Investigation, and a Court of Appeal; its object was to arraign slander. Lady Kane declined the honour. ‘I am not a washerwoman,’ she said to me, and spoke of where dirty linen should be washed, and was distressingly broad in her innuendoes concerning Edbury’s stepmother. This Club sat and became a terror for a month, adding something to my father’s reputation. His inexhaustible conversational art and humour gave it such vitality as it had. Ladies of any age might apply for admission when well seconded: gentlemen under forty-five years were rigidly excluded, and the seniors must also have passed through the marriage ceremony.
Outside tattle and scandal declared, that the Club was originated to serve as a club for Lady Edbury, but I chose to have no opinion upon what I knew nothing of.
These matters were all ephemeral, and freaks; they produced, however, somewhat of the same effect on me as on my father, in persuading me that he was born for the sphere he occupied, and rendering me rather callous as to the sources of ways and means. I put my name to a bond for several thousand pounds, in conjunction with Lord Edbury, thinking my father right in wishing to keep my cheque-book unworried, lest the squire should be seized with a spasm of curiosity before the two months were over. ‘I promise you I surprise him,’ my father said repeatedly. He did not say how: I had the suspicion that he did not know. His confidence and my growing recklessness acted in unison.
Happily the newspapers were quiet. I hoped consequently to find peace at Riversley; but there the rumours of the Grand Parade were fabulous, thanks to Captain Bulsted and Julia, among others. These two again provoked an outbreak of rage from the squire, and I, after hearing them, was almost disposed to side with him; they suggested an inexplicable magnificence, and created an image of a man portentously endowed with the capacity to throw dust in the eyes. No description of the Balls could have furnished me with such an insight of their brilliancy as the consuming ardour they awakened in the captain and his wife. He reviewed them: ‘Princely entertainments! Arabian Nights!’
She built them up piecemeal: ‘The company! the dresses! the band! the supper!’ The host was a personage supernatural. ‘Aladdin’s magician, if you like,’ said Julia, ‘only-good! A perfect gentleman! and I’ll say again, confound his enemies.’ She presumed, as she was aware she might do, upon the squire’s prepossession in her favour, without reckoning that I was always the victim.
‘Heard o’ that new story ‘bout a Dauphin?’ he asked.
‘A Dauphin?’ quoth Captain Bulsted. ‘I don’t know the fish.’
‘You’ve been in a pretty kettle of ‘em lately, William. I heard of it yesterday on the Bench. Lord Shale, our new Lord-Lieutenant, brought it down. A trick they played the fellow ‘bout a Dauphin. Serve him right. You heard anything ‘bout it, Harry?’
I had not.
‘But I tell ye there is a Dauphin mixed up with him. A Dauphin and Mr. Ik Dine!’
‘Mr. Ik Dine!’ exclaimed the captain, perplexed.
‘Ay, that’s German lingo, William, and you ought to know it if you’re a loyal sailor—means “I serve.”’
‘Mr. Beltham,’ said the captain, seriously, ‘I give you my word of honour as a man and a British officer, I don’t understand one syllable of what you’re saying; but if it means any insinuation against the gentleman who condescends to extend his hospitalities to my wife and me, I must, with regret, quit the place where I have had the misfortune to hear it.’
‘You stop where you are, William,’ the squire motioned to him. ‘Gad, I shall have to padlock my mouth, or I shan’t have a friend left soon… confounded fellow… I tell you they call him Mr. Ik Dine in town. Ik Dine and a Dauphin! They made a regular clown and pantaloon o’ the pair, I’m told. Couple o’ pretenders to Thrones invited to dine together and talk over their chances and show their private marks. Oho! by-and-by, William! You and I! Never a man made such a fool of in his life!’
The ladies retired. The squire continued, in a furious whisper:
‘They got the two together, William. Who are you? I’m a Dauphin; who are you? I’m Ik Dine, bar sinister. Oh! says the other, then I take precedence of you! Devil a bit, says the other; I’ve got more spots than you. Proof, says one. You first, t’ other. Count, one cries. T’ other sings out, Measles. Better than a dying Dauphin, roars t’ other; and swore both of ‘m ‘twas nothing but Port-wine stains and pimples. Ha! ha! And, William, will you believe it?—the couple went round begging the company to count spots—ha! ha! to prove their big birth! Oh, Lord, I’d ha’ paid a penny to be there! A Jack o’ Bedlam Ik Dine damned idiot!—makes name o’ Richmond stink.’ (Captain Bulsted shot a wild stare round the room to make sure that the ladies had gone.) ‘I tell ye, William, I had it from Lord Shale himself only yesterday on the Bench. He brought it to us hot from town—didn’t know I knew the fellow; says the fellow’s charging and firing himself off all day and all night too-can’t make him out. Says London’s mad about him: lots o’ women, the fools! Ha, ha! a Dauphin!’
‘Ah, well, sir,’ Captain Bulsted supplicated feverishly, rubbing his brows and whiskers.
‘It ‘s true, William. Fellow ought to be taken up and committed as a common vagabond, and would be anywhere but in London. I’d jail him ‘fore you cocked your eye twice. Fellow came here and talked me over to grant him a couple o’ months to prove he hasn’t swindled his son of every scrap of his money. We shall soon see. Not many weeks to run! And pretends—fellow swears to me—can get him into Parliament; swears he’ll get him in ‘fore the two months are over! An infernal—’
‘Please to recollect, sir; the old hereditary shall excuse you–’
‘Gout, you mean, William? By–’
‘You are speaking in the presence of his son, sir, and you are trying the young gentleman’s affection for you hard.’
‘Eh? ‘Cause I’m his friend? Harry,’ my grandfather faced round on me, ‘don’t you know I ‘m the friend you can trust? Hal, did I ever borrow a farthing of you? Didn’t I, the day of your majority, hand you the whole of your inheritance from your poor broken-hearted mother, with interest, and treat you like a man? And never played spy, never made an inquiry, till I heard the scamp had been fastening on you like a blood-sucker, and singing hymns into the ears of that squeamish dolt of a pipe-smoking parson, Peterborough—never thought of doing it! Am I the man that dragged your grandmother’s name through the streets and soiled yours?’
I remarked that I was sensible of the debt of gratitude I owed to him, but would rather submit to the scourge, or to destitution, than listen to these attacks on my father.
‘Cut yourself loose, Harry,’ he cried, a trifle mollified. ‘Don’t season his stew—d’ ye hear? Stick to decent people. Why, you don’t expect he’ll be locked up in the Tower for a finish, eh? It’ll be Newgate, or the Bench. He and his Dauphin—ha! ha! A rascal crow and a Jack Dauphin!’
Captain Bulsted reached me his hand. ‘You have a great deal to bear, Harry. I commend you, my boy, for taking it manfully.’
‘I say no more,’ quoth the squire. ‘But what I said was true. The fellow gives his little dinners and suppers to his marchionesses, countesses, duchesses, and plays clown and pantaloon among the men. He thinks a parcel o’ broidered petticoats ‘ll float him. So they may till a tradesman sent stark mad pops a pin into him. Harry, I’d as lief hang on to a fire-ship. Here’s Ilchester tells me… and Ilchester speaks of him under his breath now as if he were sitting in a pew funking the parson. Confound the fellow! I say he’s guilty of treason. Pooh! who cares! He cuts out the dandies of his day, does he? He’s past sixty, if he’s a month. It’s all damned harlequinade. Let him twirl off one columbine or another, or a dozen, and then—the last of him! Fellow makes the world look like a farce. He ‘s got about eight feet by five to caper on, and all London gaping at him—geese! Are you a gentleman and a man of sense, Harry Richmond, to let yourself be lugged about in public—by the Lord! like a pair of street-tumblers in spangled haunch-bags, father and boy, on a patch of carpet, and a drum banging, and tossed and turned inside out, and my God! the ass of a fellow strutting the ring with you on his shoulder! That’s the spectacle. And you, Harry, now I ‘ll ask you, do you mean your wife—egad, it’d be a pretty scene, with your princess in hip-up petticoats, stiff as bottle-funnel top down’ards, airing a whole leg, and knuckling a tambourine!’
‘Not crying, my dear lad?’ Captain Bulsted put his arm round me kindly, and tried to catch a glimpse of my face. I let him see I was not going through that process. ‘Whew!’ said he, ‘and enough to make any Christian sweat! You’re in a bath, Harry. I wouldn’t expect the man who murdered his godmother for one shilling and fivepence three-farthings the other day, to take such a slinging, and think he deserved it.’
My power of endurance had reached its limit.
‘You tell me, sir, you had this brutal story from the Lord-Lieutenant of the county?’
‘Ay, from Lord Shale. But I won’t have you going to him and betraying our connection with a—’
‘Halloo!’ Captain Bulsted sang out to his wife on the lawn. ‘And now, squire, I have had my dose. And you will permit me to observe, that I find it emphatically what we used to call at school black-jack.’
‘And you were all the better for it afterwards, William.’
‘We did not arrive at that opinion, sir. Harry, your arm. An hour with the ladies will do us both good. The squire,’ he murmured, wiping his forehead as he went out, ‘has a knack of bringing us into close proximity with hell-fire when he pleases.’
Julia screamed on beholding us, ‘Aren’t you two men as pale as death!’
Janet came and looked. ‘Merely a dose,’ said the captain. ‘We are anxious to play battledore and shuttlecock madly.’
‘So he shall, the dear!’ Julia caressed him. ‘We’ll all have a tournament in the wet-weather shed.’
Janet whispered to me, ‘Was it—the Returning Thanks?’
‘The what?’ said I, with the dread at my heart of something worse than I had heard.
She hailed Julia to run and fetch the battledores, and then told me she had been obliged to confiscate the newspapers that morning and cast the burden on post-office negligence. ‘They reach grandada’s hands by afternoon post, Harry, and he finds objectionable passages blotted or cut out; and as long as the scissors don’t touch the business columns and the debates, he never asks me what I have been doing. He thinks I keep a scrap-book. I haven’t often time in the morning to run an eye all over the paper. This morning it was the first thing I saw.’
What had she seen? She led me out of view of the windows and showed me.
My father was accused of having stood up at a public dinner and returned thanks on behalf of an Estate of the Realm: it read monstrously. I ceased to think of the suffering inflicted on me by my grandfather.
Janet and I, side by side with the captain and Julia, carried on the game of battledore and shuttlecock, in a match to see whether the unmarried could keep the shuttle flying as long as the married, with varying fortunes. She gazed on me, to give me the comfort of her sympathy, too much, and I was too intent on the vision of my father either persecuted by lies or guilty of hideous follies, to allow the match to be a fair one. So Julia could inform the squire that she and William had given the unmarried pair a handsome beating, when he appeared peeping round one of the shed-pillars.
‘Of course you beat ‘em,’ said the squire. ‘It ‘s not my girl’s fault.’ He said more, to the old tune, which drove Janet away.
I remembered, when back in the London vortex, the curious soft beauty she won from casting up her eyes to watch the descending feathers, and the brilliant direct beam of those thick-browed, firm, clear eyes, with her frown, and her set lips and brave figure, when she was in the act of striking to keep up a regular quick fusilade. I had need of calm memories. The town was astir, and humming with one name.
CHAPTER XLII. THE MARQUIS OF EDBURY AND HIS PUPPET
I passed from man to man, hearing hints and hesitations, alarming half-remarks, presumed to be addressed to one who could supply the remainder, and deduce consequences. There was a clearer atmosphere in the street of Clubs. Jennings was the first of my father’s more intimate acquaintances to meet me frankly. He spoke, though not with great seriousness, of the rumour of a possible prosecution. Sir Weeton Slater tripped up to us with a mixed air of solicitude and restraint, asked whether I was well, and whether I had seen the newspapers that morning; and on my informing him that I had just come up from Riversley, on account of certain rumours, advised me to remain in town strictly for the present. He also hinted at rumours of prosecutions. ‘The fact is–’ he began several times, rendered discreet, I suppose, by my juvenility, fierte, and reputed wealth.
We were joined by Admiral Loftus and Lord Alton. They queried and counterqueried as to passages between my father and the newspapers, my father and the committee of his Club, preserving sufficient consideration for me to avoid the serious matter in all but distant allusions; a point upon which the breeding of Mr. Serjeant Wedderburn was not so accurate a guide to him. An exciting public scandal soon gathers knots of gossips in Clubland. We saw Wedderburn break from a group some way down the pavement and pick up a fresh crumb of amusement at one of the doorsteps. ‘Roy Richmond is having his benefit to-day!’ he said, and repeated this and that, half audible to me. For the rest, he pooh-poohed the idea of the Law intervening. His ‘How d’ ye do, Mr. Richmond, how d’ ye do?’ was almost congratulatory. ‘I think we meet at your father’s table to-night? It won’t be in the Tower, take my word for it. Oh! the papers! There’s no Act to compel a man to deny what appears in the papers. No such luck as the Tower!—though Littlepitt (Mr. Wedderburn’s nickname for our Premier) would be fool enough for that. He would. If he could turn attention from his Bill, he’d do it. We should have to dine off Boleyn’s block:—coquite horum obsonia he’d say, eh?’
Jennings espied my father’s carriage, and stepped to speak a word to the footman. He returned, saying, with a puff of his cheeks: ‘The Grand Monarque has been sending his state equipage to give the old backbiting cripple Brisby an airing. He is for horse exercise to-day they’ve dropped him in Courtenay Square. There goes Brisby. He’d take the good Samaritan’s shilling to buy a flask of poison for him. He ‘ll use Roy’s carriage to fetch and carry for that venomous old woman Kane, I’ll swear.’
‘She’s a male in Scripture,’ said Wedderburn, and this reminded me of an anecdote that reminded him of another, and after telling them, he handed round his hat for the laugh, as my father would have phrased it.
‘Has her ladyship declared war?’ Sir Weeton Slater inquired.
‘No, that’s not her preliminary to wageing it,’ Wedderburn replied. These high-pressure smart talkers had a moment of dulness, and he bethought him that he must run into the Club for letters, and was busy at Westminster, where, if anything fresh occurred between meridian and six o’clock, he should be glad, he said, to have word of it by messenger, that he might not be behind his Age.
The form of humour to express the speed of the world was common, but it struck me as a terrible illustration of my father’s. I had still a sense of pleasure in the thought that these intimates of his were gentlemen who relished and, perhaps, really liked him. They were not parasites; not the kind of men found hanging about vulgar profligates.
I quitted them. Sir Weeton Slater walked half-a-dozen steps beside me. ‘May I presume on a friendly acquaintance with your father, Mr. Richmond?’ he said. ‘The fact is—you will not be offended?—he is apt to lose his head, unless the Committee of Supply limits him very precisely. I am aware that there is no material necessity for any restriction.’ He nodded to me as to one of the marvellously endowed, as who should say, the Gods presided at your birth. The worthy baronet struggled to impart his meaning, which was, that he would have me define something like an allowance to my father, not so much for the purpose of curtailing his expenditure—he did not venture upon private ground—as to bridle my father’s ideas of things possible for a private gentleman in this country. In that character none were like him. As to his suit, or appeal, he could assure me that Serjeant Wedderburn, and all who would or could speak on the subject, saw no prospect of success; not any. The worst of it was, that it caused my father to commit himself in sundry ways. It gave a handle to his enemies. It—he glanced at me indicatively.
I thanked the well-meaning gentleman without encouraging him to continue.
‘It led him to perform once more as a Statue of Bronze before the whole of gaping London!’ I could have added. That scene on the pine-promontory arose in my vision, followed by other scenes of the happy German days. I had no power to conjure up the princess.
Jorian DeWitt was the man I wanted to see. After applications at his Club and lodgings I found him dragging his Burgundy leg in the Park, on his road to pay a morning visit to his fair French enchantress. I impeached him, and he pleaded guilty, clearly not wishing to take me with him, nor would he give me Mlle. Jenny’s address, which I had. By virtue of the threat that I would accompany him if he did not satisfy me, I managed to extract the story of the Dauphin, aghast at the discovery of its being true. The fatal after-dinner speech he believed to have been actually spoken, and he touched on that first. ‘A trap was laid for him, Harry Richmond; and a deuced clever trap it was. They smuggled in special reporters. There wasn’t a bit of necessity for the toast. But the old vixen has shown her hand, so now he must fight. He can beat her single-handed on settees. He’ll find her a tartar at long bowls: she sticks at nothing. She blazes out, that he scandalizes her family. She has a dozen indictments against him. You must stop in town and keep watch. There’s fire in my leg to explode a powder-magazine a mile off!’
‘Is it the Margravine of Rippau?’ I inquired. I could think of no other waspish old woman.
‘Lady Dane,’ said Jorian. ‘She set Edbury on to face him with the Dauphin. You don’t fancy it came of the young dog “all of himself,” do you? Why, it was clever! He trots about a briefless little barrister, a scribbler, devilish clever and impudent, who does his farces for him. Tenby ‘s the fellow’s name, and it’s the only thing I haven’t heard him pun on. Puns are the smallpox of the language;—we’re cursed with an epidemic. By gad, the next time I meet him I ‘ll roar out for vaccine matter.’
He described the dinner given by Edbury at a celebrated City tavern where my father and this so-called Dauphin were brought together. ‘Dinner to-night,’ he nodded, as he limped away on his blissful visit of ceremony to sprightly Chassediane (a bouquet had gone in advance): he left me stupefied. The sense of ridicule enveloped me in suffocating folds, howling sentences of the squire’s Boeotian burlesque by fits. I felt that I could not but take the world’s part against the man who allowed himself to be made preposterous externally, when I knew him to be staking his frail chances and my fortune with such rashness. It was unpardonable for one in his position to incur ridicule. Nothing but a sense of duty kept me from rushing out of London, and I might have indulged the impulse advantageously. Delay threw me into the clutches of Lady Kane herself, on whom I looked with as composed a visage as I could command, while she leaned out of her carriage chattering at me, and sometimes over my head to passing gentlemen.
She wanted me to take a seat beside her, she had so much to say. Was there not some funny story abroad of a Pretender to the Throne of France? she asked, wrinkling her crow’sfeet eyelids to peer at me, and wished to have the particulars. I had none to offer. ‘Ah! well,’ said she; ‘you stay in London? Come and see me. I’m sure you ‘re sensible. You and I can put our heads together. He’s too often in Courtenay Square, and he’s ten years too young for that, still. He ought to have good advice. Tell me, how can a woman who can’t guide herself help a man?—and the most difficult man alive! I’m sure you understand me. I can’t drive out in the afternoon for them. They make a crush here, and a clatter of tongues! … That’s my private grievance. But he’s now keeping persons away who have the first social claim… I know they can’t appear. Don’t look confused; no one accuses you. Only I do say it ‘s getting terribly hot in London for somebody. Call on me. Will you?’
She named her hours. I bowed as soon as I perceived my opportunity. Her allusions were to Lady Edbury, and to imputed usurpations of my father’s. I walked down to the Chambers where Temple was reading Law, for a refuge from these annoyances. I was in love with the modest shadowed life Temple lived, diligently reading, and glancing on the world as through a dusky window, happy to let it run its course while he sharpened his weapons. A look at Temple’s face told me he had heard quite as much as was known in the West. Dining-halls of lawyers are not Cistercian; he was able to give me three distinct versions of the story of the Dauphin. No one could be friendlier. Indeed Temple now urged me forcibly to prevent my father from spending money and wearing his heart out in vain, by stopping the case in Dettermain and Newson’s hands. They were respectable lawyers, he said, in a lawyer’s ordinary tone when including such of his species as are not black sheep. He thought it possible that my father’s personal influence overbore their judgment. In fact, nothing bound them to refuse to work for him, and he believed that they had submitted their views for his consideration.
‘I do wish he’d throw it up,’ Temple exclaimed. ‘It makes him enemies. And just examining it, you see he could get no earthly good out of it: he might as well try to scale a perpendicular rock. But when I’m with him, I’m ready to fancy what he pleases—I acknowledge that. He has excess of phosphorus, or he’s ultra-electrical; doctors could tell us better than lawyers.’ Temple spoke of the clever young barrister Tenby as the man whom his father had heard laughing over the trick played upon ‘Roy Richmond.’ I conceived that I might furnish Mr. Tenby a livelier kind of amusement, and the thought that I had once been sur le terrain, and had bitterly regretted it, by no means deterred me from the idea of a second expedition, so black was my mood. A review of the circumstances, aided by what reached my ears before the night went over, convinced me that Edbury was my man. His subordinate helped him to the instrument, and possibly to the plot, but Edbury was the capital offender.
The scene of the prank was not in itself so bad as the stuff which a cunning anecdotist could make out of it. Edbury invited my father to a dinner at a celebrated City tavern. He kept his guests (Jennings, Jorian DeWitt, Alton, Wedderburn, were among the few I was acquainted with who were present) awaiting the arrival of a person for whom he professed extraordinary respect. The Dauphin of France was announced. A mild, flabby, amiable-looking old person, with shelving forehead and grey locks—excellently built for the object, Jorian said—entered. The Capet head and embonpoint were there. As far as a personal resemblance might go, his pretensions to be the long-lost Dauphin were grotesquely convincing, for, notwithstanding the accurate picture of the Family presented by him, the man was a pattern bourgeois:—a sturdy impostor, one would have thought, and I thought so when I heard of him; but I have been assured that he had actually grown old in the delusion that he, carrying on his business in the City of London, was the identical Dauphin.
Edbury played his part by leading his poor old victim half way to meet his other most honoured guest, hesitating then and craving counsel whether he was right in etiquette to advance the Dauphin so far. The Dauphin left him mildly to decide the point: he was eminently mild throughout, and seems to have thought himself in good faith surrounded by believers and adherents. Edbury’s task soon grew too delicate for that coarse boy. In my father’s dexterous hands he at once lost his assumption of the gallantry of manner which could alone help him to retain his advantage. When the wine was in him he began to bawl. I could imagine the sort of dialogue he raised. Bets on the Dauphin, bets on Roy: they were matched as on a racecourse. The Dauphin remembered incidents of his residence in the Temple, with a beautiful juvenile faintness: a conscientious angling for recollection, Wedderburn said. Roy was requested to remember something, to drink and refresh his memory infantine incidents were suggested. He fenced the treacherous host during dinner with superb complacency.
