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Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Phuket  the Pearl of the Andaman Sea. The local time is 09:32 and the temperature outside is 29 degrees Celsius. Have a wonderful stay.

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Hello! Mr. and Mrs. Sokolov? Im Noi. Welcome to Phuket.

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Yes!  . Not from ghosts. From bad drivers. He laughed. Especially on Patong Road.

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Yes!  . Cold banana. For long ride. Very sweet. You try?

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Durian,   . King of fruits. Smell like gym socks in sun. But taste  heaven.

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Only if you want love or divorce. 50/50.

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11:15. . Beach Road.

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Beach Road    : --   (Ladyboy Show! 300 baht!),    Coconut Ice,      Havaianas,  No tax! Real leather!,    .

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Sawasdee kha. Welcome.

Sawasdee krap?   .

Krap  for man,   . You say krap. She say kha.

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   ,      207   Sunrise.    ,   ,  : Please no smoking. Spirits dont like smoke.

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Hello! Coconut? Very fresh!

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30 baht. Ice cold.

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You like? Good, yes? My name  Ton. I from Phuket. Born here.

We first time,  .

Ah!   . First time in Phuket? Mai pen rai! No problem! You learn. Like baby. Small step. Big smile.

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Khop khun kha thank you, girl.

Khop khun krap thank you, man.

Mai pen rai no worry.

Aroy mak very delicious.

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Aroy mak

Yes!  . Now you Tha? for five minutes!

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Remember: never point foot to people. Never touch head. And   , never say 555 angry. It means hahaha. Very funny.

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Yes! Five-five-five. Like -- in Thai. Internet laugh.

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Yes!  . Even if you cry inside. He winked. Very Thai way.

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For you,  . Mongkol. Lucky. For first day.

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16:00. .  -   .

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Thai massage. On street. 100 baht. 10 minutes. Good for back. Very strong.

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Like elephant walk on you. But small elephant.  . You try?

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Good sound. Sweet inside. Not bitter.

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Then he grinned  you get free durian next time. Because you never come back.

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In hotel  no durian. In taxi  no durian. Even in airplane  no durian. Smell stay three days. Like ghost.

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Not forbidden. Just very strong personality. Like some people.    . Like you, maybe.

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Aroy mak!   .

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Tom yum goong. Medium spicy.

Medium?  .     ,  . You Russian?

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Then medium no exist. Only normal or very normal.

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Normal  for Thai. Very normal  for Russian.

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Krap,  -. Russian heart  strong. Like durian. Outside  funny. Inside  gold.

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Tomorrow: Phi Phi Island tour. 800 baht. Boat 9 AM. Bring: sun, hat, courage. No durian on boat.

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Sokolov?   .

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For map,   . And for not looking stupid when reading island names.

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No shoes on boat. Feet clean. Heart open.

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This from Phi Phi Monks Cave. Slip on rock. Now  I walk slower. See more.

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Maya Bay,   . The beach from The Beach.

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Low head,  . Very low.

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