Stavl Zosimov
Parallel-world

CHAPTER 1

FADE IN. Exit blackout. (attached video file:First Scene=)

The camera of the registrar of a moving car shows the road and the approaching village. From the upper right corner, a falling flaming luminous celestial body, most likely a large meteorite, enters the review. The meteorite flares up and does not reach the ground, goes out.

The camera of a registrar of a moving car shows a road surrounded by a forest. From the upper left corner, a falling flaming luminous celestial body, most likely a large meteorite, enters the review. The meteorite flares up and does not reach the ground, goes out.

From the upper right corner, a falling flaming luminous celestial body, most likely a large meteorite, enters the review. The meteorite flares up and does not reach the ground, goes out.

From the upper left corner, a falling flaming luminous celestial body, most likely a large meteorite, enters the review. The meteorite flares up and does not reach the ground, goes out.

Lighting gradually increases to a continuous light, a sharp blink and again a continuous light.

CHAPTER 2

A small bright dot appears in the northern hemisphere. The point is rapidly expanding to the size of the continent of Australia and light covers most of the planet. A thermonuclear explosion occurs and the planet Earth is torn to pieces, accompanied by a salute squeak.

In the review, a dead gray planet is in the making. From it, an empty space cargo shuttle flies past the camera, accompanied by the creak of a rusty cart. The planet is being built.

The gray planet dissolves and a new young planet Earth appears in its place, followed by bird song.

08/29/1949, Semipalatinsk region, USSR, now Kazakhstan, Semipalatinsk test site, the first nuclear explosion in this country was carried out. Explosion method: ground.

The signal for the detonation was given at 7:30 a.m. on August 12, 1953. A bright flash that blinded his eyes even through dark glasses lighted up the horizon. The explosion power was 400 kt, which is 20 times higher than the energy release of the first atomic bomb. The Soviet physicist Yu. Khariton, analyzing the test, stated that the synthesis accounted for about 15-20%, the rest of the energy was released due to the fission of U-238 by fast neutrons. The RDS-6s bomb was the first to use “dry” thermonuclear fuel, which was a serious technological breakthrough.

According to the test results within a radius of 4 km, brick buildings were completely destroyed, at a distance of 1 km the railway bridge with 100-ton spans was dropped 200 m

The level of radiation in the cloud at an altitude of 3000 m after 20 minutes: 5.4 R / h, at an altitude of 4000-5000 m after 1 hour 04 minutes: 9 R / h, at an altitude of 8000 m after 33 minutes: 360 R / h, at an altitude of 10,000 m after 45 minutes: 144 R / h, the length of the pollution strip with a dose of more than 1 R after 30 minutes was 400 km, a width of 40-60 km, the next day a strip of 480 km long, 60 km wide had 0.01 R / h

The radioactive cloud 3 hours after the explosion, measuring 100 by 200 km, was divided into 3 parts, the first moved towards Lake Baikal, here the radiation dose did not exceed 0. 5 R, the middle part went towards Omsk, the maximum dose was no more than 0 2 P, the lowest part of the cloud went in a small circle around the Altai Territory in the direction of Omsk, Karaganda and so on. The maximum dose in this case did not exceed 0.01 R.

A total of 221 ground and atmospheric nuclear explosions were carried out in the USSR. Of these, 127 thermonuclear and other explosions were produced at the Semipalatinsk test site, with a capacity from 0.0001ct to 1.6Mt or the first 80 atomic bombs. Compared to the USSR, the United States conducted nuclear tests from 1945 to 1992.

Officially, the United States conducted 1,056 tests during this period (taking into account two explosions in 1945 in Japan), including 216 atmospheric tests, as well as tests under water and in space. Most trials were conducted at the Nevada Test Site (NTS), the Marshall Islands in the Pacific Ocean, and the Atlantic Ocean. Ten trials were conducted in various places in the United States, including Alaska, Nevada outside the test site, Colorado, and New Mexico.

In connection with this incident, mutations of different types have occurred, are occurring and will continue to occur. Their capacity ranged from 200t to 500ct. The USSR program for 41 years (August 29, 1949 – October 24, 1990) includes 715 nuclear tests (124 of them were carried out in the interests of the national economy). Thus, on average, the USSR conducted about 17 trials annually (USA – 22). In total, this program required 969 nuclear charges and devices, of which 796 were blown up for military purposes.

The total energy release of all nuclear tests of the USSR amounted to 285.4 Mt. Thus, during the 1771 test, the total power of nuclear devices detonated by the two countries exceeded 460 Mt, of which 205 Mt – or 45% – accounted for 12 super-powerful Soviet-American explosions.

In connection with these tests, mutations of different types have occurred, are occurring and will continue to occur.

CHAPTER 3

The sound of radiation growing from afar. Gradually increasing clarity of the image of the blue planet Earth in the center. The camera zooms in on the ground and it zooms in. The camera shows the continents and oceans. The increase continues, the continent of Eurasia appears.

The camera zooms in on the Asian side of the mainland, and the reliefs of the Tien Shan mountains and the Tarbogatay ridge are already visible. The coordinates fall into the survey: 47 ° 58 '52. 9 "north latitude N and 80 ° 26' 46.

9" east longitude E. (coordinates of the Semipalatinsk nuclear test site: 50 ° 07′00 ″ S. lat. 78 ° 43′00 ″ E / 50.116667 ° N 78.716667 °).

The camera zooms in and the relief of the city of Ayagoz appears, the third zone of damage by radionuclides. Garbage dump.

TITER. the third radionuclide affected area of the Semipalatinsk nuclear test site.

We are very low, right above the yard. An ordinary bald sparrow, the size of a dove, peeps out from the corner of the middle garbage can.

VOICE

Far – far on the border of the former USSR (now Kazakhstan) and China (now China), in the southeast of the Semipalatinsk region, near the city of Ayaguz, translated as "Oh bull," was a nuclear test site with an infected radioactive the atmosphere. Everywhere often born, due to environmental damage, various freaks:

The camera moves away from the garbage dump, a long-range plan of how a sheep with two heads grazes nearby, which sometimes fight because of a single bush of grass that was torn off.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

.. then two heads will be born on one mutton body;

The camera drops to the ground and a six-legged lizard runs before the frame, followed by a snake with two tails.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

…then six legs – at the lizard or two tails – at the snake;

The camera rises and takes a look at the garbage cans, to which the Mongoloid guy approaches and instead of a second hand on his hand, he has a stop. The camera zooms in as he dumps trash from a bucket into one of four garbage cans. With his left hand he holds the top of the bucket, and with the foot of his right hand raises the bottom of the bucket and knocks it into the tank.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

and then three feet and one brush – from a descendant of Temujin (Genghis Khan) – a local resident.

The camera again returns the view to the bald sparrow, who, having made sure that there is no danger, comes out completely from behind the middle tank, yawns, pulls himself up, pulling his bald wings up.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

And it happened that normal ones were born, such as Sparrow Stasyan, for example.

Bald Sparrow Stasyan looks like an ordinary sparrow in appearance, only without plumage 100%. His body volume is equal to the volume of the pigeon, and the volume of his head is 10 centimeters in diameter. Due to radiation, the body and head mutated and grew. The beak remains the same as a standard sparrow.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

There was no bodily flaw on his body, everything was as it should: the tail, and the beak, and the eyes, and another … Everything was like a sparrow, but with plumage he had a problem or crap.

Sparrow sharply relaxed and started, like a dog shaking from water.

CHAPTER 4

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

More precisely, there were no feathers at all, and he was completely bald. Therefore with birth, he, his difficult life, celebrated on the earth, worse than a chicken, that at least slightly flutters.

Normal sparrows with feathers flock to the edge of the tank, which has a bald sparrow and looks at its parts of the body, and sits down.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

But no worse than some doggie or lizard, homeless man or mouse … In short, he never took off into the sky, like his feathered relatives, who maliciously scoffed at him and called him names:

A voice from above.

SPARROW 1

Hey shit bald!

The bald sparrow looks around.

SPARROW 2

Give the little bald head!

The bald sparrow looks up and sees teenage sparrows sitting on the edge of the garbage can.

SPARROW 3

What are you looking at, bald bull?

SPARROW 4

Freak!!

SPARROW STAIN IN CHOICE

Ha ha ha !!!

VOICE (behind the scenes)

.. already fledging chicks shouted. And then, in general, emptied directly at him …

Sparrows rotate 180 degrees and at once empty sighting on a bald sparrow, laugh and fly away.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

.. and Stasyan, the bald sparrow, upset his head and sobbed in his soul, flowing around someone else's bird feces. And so every day.

A bald sparrow sleeps lying under a garbage can. Creeps out with his eyes closed from under the tank, jumps up and flutters his bald wings.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

But he really wanted to fly, that in a dream he was a lunatic, he even tried more than once take off

The bald sparrow, holding out in the air, 50 centimeters above the ground, turns head over heels and falls with a stone to the ground, head down.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

.. but reality is not a dream and he, jumping up on reality and being in Lunatievsky in a dream, flapping once with another with bald wings, bouncing and plopping down …and it even happened, beating off the forehead, then the tailbone.

The bald sparrow sits desperately on the ground, lowers its head and bald wings, sighs heavily and cries.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

What he just did not try, but nothing replaced his feathers.

A bald sparrow runs away from a bald slop cat. Folds diving side to side.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

One day, fate nevertheless took pity on the bald irradiated sparrow, and he Once again.

The cat is trying to catch him, but his clumsiness does not give a positive result. Sparrow runs under the trash can. The cat runs to the tank and strikes. Then paw with a paw under the tank, trying to hook the sparrows with its claws, but to no avail. Then he bends down and peers under the tank. But the sparrow and the trace caught a cold.

CHAPTER 5

A bald sparrow stumbles on a skeleton of a raven and unwittingly paints its feathers on the sides and falls.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

.. running away from a stray cat, I came across a rotten corpse of a raven.

The bald sparrow takes two feathers with its paws and flaps them like wings. Dreaming.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

Worms – maggots gnawed the deceased well, and the feathers simply lay on the skeleton and on the ground, not far from the human trash can.

It seems to him how he flutters high and high in the sky and hunts down this bald cat for breakfast, which at that time is looking for and wants to catch it in order to devour it.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

He took two feathers with his paws, waved them like wings, and suddenly, turning over, got off the ground. It seemed to him like an eagle fluttering high, high

in the sky and snooping around this bald cat for breakfast, which at this time

and strove to catch and gobble up the poor fellow.

It flaps its wings and does not come off high from the ground and freezes like a helicopter in place. After it, by inertia, it turns upside down and upside down.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

But holding the feathers in their paws and clutching their fingers, it was inconvenient to take off and not it’s customary to soar upside down, especially since Stasyan wasn’t a feathered tail, so called himself a bald sparrow, could not steer, therefore, to turn left, right, up and down, he had to land, turn around with beak and flap again into heaven.

Stasyan, the bald sparrow, lands head down, turns with his beak and again stands on his feet.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

Yes, and you don’t go upside down in the toilet. I had to do a forced landing, which led to injuries to the skull and beak, as they usually also slowed down.

He takes a deep breath and pushes his feet off the ground. Swings artificial feathers and takes off again. It flips head down and flies further to the other side.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

Of course, he learned to fly like this not so long ago, before the feathers took him away feathered relatives and, he again began to live, surviving, running away and hiding. But next the chase he regained another feathers, at least some semblance of a passerine species, even upside down, and healed.

Suddenly sparrows fly up and grab feathers from him. The bald sparrow Stasyan immediately falls stone down. It unsuccessfully lands in a fresh, human, homeless, still warm, jelly-like, sour-smelly product of the gastrointestinal tract. In short, diarrhea.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

But once the sparrows took his feathers on the fly and Stasyan unsuccessfully landed in a fresh human, homeless, still warm, jelly-like, sour-smelly product of the gastrointestinal tract. In short, diarrhea.

He spits out manure from his beak and examines himself. Then he gets up and inspects the area, looking for a sunny place.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

The feeling was not pleasant, and it was necessary to wash, but there was a shortage of water: after all, the steppe zone. People take water from the well. And the river dries up by the middle of summer, there will be no rains for another six months, the sun is at its zenith.

CHAPTER 6

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Damn it. We'll have to wait for the shit to dry out and fall off by itself.

Sparrow goes to the sunny side and is standing still. He closes his eyes and waits for the diarrhea to dry on his whole body.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

.. Stasyan thought out loud and, going to the sunny side, stopped and waited.

POV. BALD SPARROW.

And at this time, nearby, a buzzing of an approaching swarm of green dung flies is heard, about which Stasyan does not even suspect.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

And at that time a swarm of green dung flies was approaching nearby, about which Stasyan did not suspect. No, he saw flies in his life and even ate them, but only dead and dry, like crackers for beer. The living usually circled him, so as not to become crumbs, for his bird’s stomach. After all, birds chew their stomach.

The main fly honey and his friends speak with an oriental accent.

The camera shoots an approaching swarm of flies.

The camera looks through the eyes of the Chief fly of Honey

A swarm of flies, like a swarm of bees, smells manure, looks with its eyes on its sides and discovers an immovable pile of shit on the ground, heads down to the spring and dives around and does not suspect that its living body is inside …

CHAPTER 7

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

And at the moment, the aroma of shit and an unrecognizable look that looks like a bunch horse manure, hiding his hunting character predatory, huge for flies, birds.

But it was not there. Litter thickens before the eyes and the legs of the shit-greedy flies stick to the whole body. From time to time the flies shift in place, thereby preventing their paws from finally sticking to the food and then sucking their food with their proboscis. The main flies, just wants to give the command to change places, as he is stopped by Stasyan's open eye, in front of which he is located at the tip of his beak.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

To stand!!

MAIN FLY HONEY

Who are you??

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

I am your master, understand?

MAIN FLY HONEY

Yes.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Be called, my slave!

MAIN FLY HONEY

Honey…

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

How?

MAIN FLY HONEY

Honey…

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Elder Fly Honey?

MAIN FLY HONEY

You can simply: "fly Honey."

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Fly Honey…

Stasyan shakes his head.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(continues)

Why Honey?

MAIN FLY HONEY

Sweet one, you know? Bees carry…

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Honey or what?

MAIN FLY HONEY

Yes. Well, we flew…

The main flies tries to tear off its paws, but it is already too late, the paws, while talking, are dried to the crust of manure. And they flap their wings at once, but the gravity holds the sparrow motionless, and he realizes that he needs to jump and tweet.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Eurekaaaa!!!

Sparrow bounces his back like a ninja. The flies catch the air stream and carry the bald one up above the ground. From the nearby garbage can, the same cat peeks out and jumps toward the living, buzzing brown flying lump, which is receding upward.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Higher, higher, fly Honey!!!

MAIN FLY HONEY

Yeah.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

If you serve me, then I will not bite you. Got it

MAIN FLY HONEY

Yeah.

The camera remains in place and removes the removal of sparrows and flies deep into the sky. They are separated from the earth. The camera slowly turns and removes the cat, which waves its front paws and yells something.

Mountain eagle speaks with a Caucasian accent.

The camera first shoots an eagle in the sky.

The camera looks through the eyes of an eagle.

A proud eagle flutters in the sky and sees an unseen competitor approaching him from the ground.

MOUNT EAGLE

What is this boor? Until now, no one can and does not have the right to climb my level?! Level of the Eagle, level of the emperor of heaven! and this …?!? – simply, boor and ignoramus !!

The eagle sharply tends to a flying lump and grabs Stasyan with flies with his paw on the fly. It brings to its terrible, powerful, large beak. And growls all over the sky.

MOUNT EAGLE

Who are you??

The eagle bulges its eyes like a real mountaineer, spits on a sparrow's stinking cadaverous sparrow, like a microphone singer and tries to blow off the adhering flies. A couple of dozen flies blow off immediately, of course without paws.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(startled, trembling voice)

Yaa? Uh, I'm this … Eagle. How are you, uh … also a predator.

ALL FLIES ARE GOOD

(Whispering)

Hold on, master, we are with you!!!

MOUNT EAGLE

Eagle, or what?! Yeah?

The eagle opens its beak, so much so that it can fit not only a sparrow, but also flies, which are not at all afraid, but rather: narrow their eyes and humming angrily at once.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(Bolder)

Of course I'm Eagle!!

Stasyan will try to get out from under the claws of a muscular monster of heaven. But Eagle from childhood, like all children, was afraid of tickling and his desire to crush the boor and the impostor, crowned with failure. The flies betrayed by the sparrow, with all their might, wings and proboscis, will protect the heel, the legs of the eagle.

MOUNT EAGLE

Wah, wah, wah, wah!!!

The predator of heaven laughs, after which he doesn’t stand it and unclenches his mighty claws. Sparrow spreads the bones of the spine and takes a proud position.Воробей понижает свой голос, октав на пять и говорит. Потом кашляет от контроктавы.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Yes! I Eagle, like you!! … Khe, khe, khe…

MOUNT EAGLE

(Calmly)

Why are you coughing?

The bald sparrow is dancing in heavenly weightlessness.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Cold, while flying. I drank, smoked, was sick…

MOUNT EAGLE

Sick, you say?

Scratches his chin with his second paw and at the same time the Predator Eagle flutters.

MOUNT EAGLE

(continuing)

And what is so small??

The bald sparrow enters the courage of artistry.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Another parody!! Yeah?!

MOUNT EAGLE

Hey, again from smeared…

The Eagle laughs and wrinkles its beak squeamishly.

MOUNT EAGLE

(continuing)

What's so smelly? Fu, are you rotting? Or are you sweating?

Sparrow is lost in the answer.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

No way, oh my older brother! I just, uh…

MAIN FLY HONEY

(whispering)

He pulled. Say that you pulled, I didn’t eat fresh, rotten dung… Just, strongly eats hotel.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(whisper through beak)

I don’t eat shit, moron.

The eagle hears someone's third voice and is indignant, alarmed, looking around.

MOUNT EAGLE

Who, is this you scribbling?

MAIN FLY HONEY

It's me, honey fly…

The bald sparrow waves “NO” with its beak so that it shuts up.

MOUNT EAGLE

(surprised)

What kind of fly is honey? What is your name?

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Not. My name is Stasyan.

MOUNT EAGLE

Stasyan ?? Armenians or what?

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Not. I am an eagle. And honey is my intestines.

MAIN FLY HONEY

Yes, I have his intestines and my name is Fly, Honey, the rest of the body is all flies – man, and I – a woman – a stomach, who did not digest what is needed, by young stupidity.

The eagle spreads its chest.

MOUNT EAGLE

Okay, we’ve passed … but what, is a relative so small?

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

And I am … a different breed…

MOUNT EAGLE

This is understandable, but what didn’t grow up, or something young?

Sparrow is crying.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

My brother had a hard life: I am an irradiated orphan. In general, all life the sky did not flutter.

MOUNT EAGLE

What, dumped from the cage?

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(lying)

Worse, from the zoo, I get from Almaty, but I don’t know where.

MOUNT EAGLE

Oooh I'm sorry brother. Probably starving? And you fly to Russia, there, They say the economy is improving.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Why don’t you fly yourself?

MOUNT EAGLE

I?! No, I'm dead, wanted there.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Why?

MOUNT EAGLE

Yes, there are deeds, Me, there immediately, upon arrival, the oligarchs will catch close up for life in a cage to admire, or worse, a scarecrow will do. Moreover, here I already had a family, a son. Well, goodbye relative.

Eagle stone, immediately falls down. The bald sparrow looks into his wake and sees a moving spot on the ground. Apparently: jerboa or ground squirrel.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(Yells to the eagle)

And where to fly and in which direction?

The eagle does not hear him and dives further.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(continuing to flies)

Strange, I didn’t notice you under my nose, but I saw something crawling on the ground.

Stasyan and his bio motors together watch the eagle.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(continuing the fly to Main Fly Honey)

Well, Honey, where are we going?

MAIN FLY HONEY

(embarrassed)

Oh my lord! Wherever the wind blows, it’s easier to fly there.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

You said.

And they turn and fly through the steppes and forests, through villages and cities, stopping only on heaps of shit to refuel the swarm and overnight.

The camera stops on the spot and escorts the Bald Sparrow until it disappears completely.

CHAPTER 8

A bald sparrow flies with flies over darkness.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Hey Honey. Do your guts not itch?

MAIN FLY HONEY

Itchy.

ANOTHER FLY

And I have…

THIRD FLY

And I have…

ALL FLIES

(in chorus)

And I have…

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

So I say weird. And I want to eat something.

MAIN FLY HONEY

Listen me, oh lord. I can speak?

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Speak, my slave.

MAIN FLY HONEY

Radiation, the cause of scabies of the intestines. The smaller it is, the more ticklish.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Come on?! How do you know?

MAIN FLY HONEY

We fly a lot. By the way, we noticed that if you close your eyes, then instinct will lead to where the intestines do not itch.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Seriously?

ALL FLIES

(in chorus)

Yes yes oh our lord

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

So what's the problem?! So that’s what it should be. I order everyone to close eyes and fly where instinct leads. And you won’t scratch your guts. It is disgusting, however.

They all close their eyes and fly.

The coordinates fall into the overview: 51.3890953 north latitude, 30.0996342 east longitude

Sparrow flies: then backwards and throws wings behind his head; then sideways, after laying folded wings under the head, like palms; it backs down and folds its wings on its stomach; then head forward, stretches wings to the side, like an airplane; then forward paws and conducts wings, like a conductor, setting the pace of buzzing flies.

POV. BALD SPARROW STASYAN.

And suddenly the bald sparrow Stasyan sees a pile with a hole in a dump of the ruins of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, and his eye goggles out of it.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

Sparrow flies: then backwards and throws wings behind his head; then sideways, after laying folded wings under the head, like palms; it backs down and folds its wings on its stomach; then head forward, stretches wings to the side, like an airplane; then forward paws and conducts wings, like a conductor, setting the pace of buzzing flies.

And suddenly he, like an eagle, sees in a landfill the ruins of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, a bunch with a hole, and his eye goggles. Stasyan freezes upside down, perpendicular to the ground.... And??!

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(commanderly)

Stop slaves!

Flies instantly execute his order and Stasyan hangs in place upside down, perpendicular to the ground and stops his gaze on this eye.

FADE. Entrance to the dimming.

HEROES DESCRIPTIONS

Explanation of Galups:

Galups do not breathe oxygen. They consist of several details: a skull without eye sockets and a mouth, instead of them are whitened, but react to emotions, like eyes and mouth; four tibia bones, each of which consists of a hip-leg and a leg-shin, located on four sides, from each other with a cross from a common radial point. They are also located, with respect to the skull, perpendicularly and almost horizontally to the ground or the ceiling-floor of their hole, as they crawl like spiders. Of course, that the skull is attached at the radial point of the junction with the ends of the leg-bone hips, under the name – Carriage, multidirectional, protruding, apart from each other in different directions, 90 degrees relative to each other. Further, smaller bones, lower legs, are attached to the leg-thigh and create knees at the joints. In place of the feet, they have round, blunt endings. Galups are sweating in sand drops.

Galups have a hierarchical level of government. The difference in social layers depends on the type of horny growths on the topic:

The head of the colony, the so-called Generalisyphilis Semisrak, has the likeness of deer horns. Has up to ten Kozul and unlimited power;

Next are the Cherevich`s of the Supreme Botva, in the likeness of the Russian Duma or the American Congress, has the likeness of lamb horns. The more turns, the more important and authoritative is the voice in Botva. Has two Kozulia. The lawmakers of the colony. They obey the Head. The rest obey them;

Next are the Uchiha (Teachers), they are teachers and sculptors-creators of shards and have goat horns. Has one Kozulia. Obey the Head and Cherevich’s.

The Uchiha (Teachers) sculptors sculpt the Shard and, upon completion, invite Kozuliya for inspiration. Kozuliya spits on the still dead statue of the baby. After the dead solid, the Uchiha is coated with the radioactive holy tear of Kozulia and the shard comes to life. While he is young, his status is not defined;

Next, come the SKULLSTONE commander, the Tortoise fighter, and the worker, who are responsible for obtaining radioactive food, maintaining order and are Fighters. Turtle commanders have one horn, like a unicorn, but an ordinary Shard does not have horny growths. Obeys everything and commands no one. The tortoise-general has one Kozuliya. For one Kozuliya, there are ten Cherepkov, adult mutants or SKULLSTONE – minors. Subordinate to: the Head, Cherevich’s and Uchiha`s, as well as their commanders and generals.

Independent power is Kozuliya Chernobyl. He does not obey anyone and commands no one but the hungry.

Kozuliya herself eats simply: she sits on the radiated radioactive earth or object and absorbs or absorbs radiation until she herself lights up. The more radionuclides, the faster it began to holy and spit … The streamlined liquid was immediately absorbed into the dry pores of the skulls and provides energy for life, as for atmospheric oxygen, is protein and carbohydrates.

Just as a man differs from a woman in the number of limbs, so they have not four, but three leg-bones, consisting of the same leg-thigh and leg-tibia, only with a pointed foot, like the tip of a spear. Instead of a skull, an ophthalmic wire-neck-nerve comes from the carriage, which dangles in all directions, like a snake, was very strong, like steel, and stretched like rubber. And at the end the eye is fixed. The eye itself consists of glass, or zirconium, and even rarely of a diamond, such as in a circle of higher levels of government and other transparent stones. An eye stone apple is also a brain processor that can logically think. The eye sees a radioactive glow in the dark and defines it as food. The eye is fitted with four rubberized polyvinyl chloride eyelids, the upper and lower visible, as in the model, and serves to spit on the skull of the crock, while feeding, with its saliva. Kozuliya's saliva is food for all four-footed Galups. And there is also a right and left, invisible eyelid lips that moisten the eye and collect saliva for spitting in a pile. And in a sleepy state, they shrink into a bud, like a flower, and in this state a tear or a radioactive snot also accumulates, blowing them like cheeks and sprinkling into a SKULLSTONE, this hungry shard, which, moreover, had no empty eye sockets, only the slots and the processor were in the skull of volcanic glass.

The volume of Galups is equal to the volume of a standard orange. The size of Kozuliya is equal to a standard grapefruit.

The conversation takes place using the standard Morse code, where the knock of the right forelimb is a point, and the knock of the left forelimb is a dash. The difference in the height of the knees means that Galup says or simply walks or dances. If the height of the knee does not exceed the height of the carriage, then Galup moves, and if it exceeds, then he speaks. A Kozuliya can speak with leg-bones, like Galup, and also speaks eyelid-lips coquettishly, like a fashion model. At the same time, she moves the pupil like a coquette girl on a first date.

END OF HEROES DESCRIPTION

CHAPTER 9

Colony of Great Galupia

Exclusion zone of the Chernobyl NPP named after V.I. LENIN.

On the night of April 25-26, an experiment was planned at the fourth power unit of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant. The essence of the experiment was to reduce the power of the power unit from 3200 megawatts (rated power of the unit) to 700 megawatts. It was because of this experiment that an accident occurred.

The destruction was explosive, the reactor was completely destroyed, and a large amount of radioactive substances was thrown into the environment. The accident is regarded as the largest of its kind in the entire history of nuclear energy, both in terms of the estimated number of people killed and affected by its consequences, and in terms of economic damage.

In connection with this incident, mutations of different types have occurred, are occurring and will continue to occur.

A simple many tunnel hole, like a mole or a meadow dog, without light, is walled up from all ends from the outside world. The ledges are rooms. Light is due to air ionization by radioactive nuclides. Local residents also shine from radiation, so they see each other.

The camera moves and shows according to the explanation for the tunnels. There are only a few individuals on the way. The camera moves on.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

Is atomic energy beneficial, but also dangerous for everyone living on earth? This is true, but not for THEM.

Destroying one, another is being created. Here it appeared mutants at the sites of a nuclear disaster.

The camera overlooks the central, multi-tunnel crossroads underground, which serves as the central square and the place where food is distributed to residents. There is teeming with life, as in the center of a metropolis.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

And the name of these mutants is Galupyan. And the colony is called the Great Galupia. A who called it that one who called Russia? He called people. Galups do not breathe oxygen. Consist of several parts:

The young Skullstone, with the young Kozuliya, does not reach the office where the lessons are held and go through the dark tunnel of the hole.

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

(sad)

It is boring to become in Galupyan …

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

(smartly)

Forget it, Pukik, because everything is chocolate! don’t be sour, soaring, everything’s oiled !! High. We were born and survived.

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

And my brothers, everyone is dead.

Pukik picks out a spine in the wall and twirls it in front of him. Zulka slaps on the back of the head, foot-bone, Pukik`s.

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

What are you rolling cotton wool, man?

Pukik smiles sweetly, then sighs and grieves. Immediately, a sadness appears on his left side of Pukik’s skull, in the form of a sand drop and rolls down his cheek, leaving a mark like a tear in a person.

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

Eh, heh, heh.

Zulka puts a click, with his foot-bone, on the back of Pukik's neck. The click sounds loudly and echoes off into the depths of the tunnel.

ZOULKA KOZULIA

(smartly)

Do not bzdi you, like dandy armpit!

Pukik rejoices at the click and asks to repeat more.

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

Click again!

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

What do you like?.. Hold on…

And Zulka, Pukiku so hard clicks a foot under the back of the butt plate that any rubbish is knocked out of the pores of his skull.

Pukik was delighted, and trembling with goosebumps, because this is such a way of bathing, like a bath or a shower.

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

Оооо!!!!

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

Do not ponder, earth, do not rot the wave. Everything is so super!!!

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

Don’t rot

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

Bending!

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

I will not bend…

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

Bending!

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

Not bend!

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

Bending!

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

Not bend!

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

Bending!

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

Not bend!

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

Bending, bending, bending, bending, bending, bending, beeeeending!

Zoulka inhales deeply sharply and screams with tap dance, in three quarters.

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

(Continuing)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

The echo is removed deep into the tunnel, then it diverges along the corridors and the sound is divided into several parts, changing the pitch and forming seventh chords. Pukik departs from Zoulka.

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

Don’t yell like a pig.

Zulka stops and goggles, looking at Pukik.

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

And what is a pig?

Pukik stops and turns back to Zulka.

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

I don’t know, it just occurred to me.

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

From where?

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

From the camel.

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

A camel? What is this word?

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

Huh?.. Yes, as well as the "pig", only from the top. In short, leave me alone, already shook.

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

Ahhh! Yes, relax.

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

(interrupting)

What, ahhh?

Zoulka shakes his eye.

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

I got it?!

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

What, "understood"?

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

That the "pig" is a "camel", and the "camel" is…

Pukik picks another root out of the wall and looks with his eye slits.

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

Does not shine … Do you want to eat?

And pops into her eye. Zoulka spits.

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

Ugh… what are you, eat everything, but eat. Look around you. As everyone nice and dark …

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

That's just it, it's dark and not horseradish not visible, except for you.

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

And you better look, this is your homeland, homeland!!

Pukik stupidly and sourly raises his skull and turns his concentrated gaze, 360 degrees, and again sees nothing.

POV. SKULLSTONE PUKIK

He peeps, imperceptibly and with side vision … and again by.

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

(continuing)

You don’t look, but look inside, deep into the meaning …

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

What?

POV. ZOULKA KOZULIYA

ZOULKA KOZULIA

This! .. What we want inside.

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

I do not see anything. -and Pukik, offended, lowered his shard.

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

How so: I see, but you do not?

CHAPTER 10

Zoulka, with his neck-nerve, covers his skull in two turns and starts to twirl: now to the right, then to the left, then up, then down…

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

(continues)

And now you see the beauty of the darkness of the motherland?

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

So what?! It’s sad anyway…

Zoulka, catches him with her eyelids, lips over the crown and with childish moodiness, spins him like an athlete – a hammer, so much so that his skull is spinning, and there are not asterisks, but spots in his eyes. After letting go.

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

(nervously)

Yes, you look even better!

Pukik bounces and screams frantically.

SKULLSTONE PUKIK

Leave me alone, ugly!!

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

Ah well?!

The camera sees Zoulka Kozuliya again clinging it to her crown with her eyelids and taking advantage of her power superiority, stands up, takes her optic nerve away like rubber slingshot and throws it against the wall by inertia of angular velocity The shards do not have nerve endings, which means they don’t feel pain and therefore Pukik, like a billiard ball, starts to bounce from hard surfaces, and ricochet by clicking his forehead on a stone sticking out in the wall, then on the ceiling, then again on the ceiling, on the floor, again on the wall, the opposite wall, on the floor, again on the wall, ceiling, on the floor, again on the wall, another wall, ceiling, on the floor, on the wall, another wall and flies, involuntarily, into Zoulka.

That, bulging eye, accompanies him with a glance, opens his eyes-mouth, and is another obstacle.

Pukik, with the crown of his head, hits her eye and flies off, ricocheting further along the corridor of darkness.

Zoulka’s eye, from a blow, catches “bunnies” and flies away by inertia in the opposite direction, and puts her body on tiptoe holes, in the pose of a tripod, but the neck-nerve is stretched, and does not allow the eye to fly off and fly off to the eyeball, but spring down between the legs and wraps the body, five to ten times with an acceleration of five seconds. The end point is the nutritional bottom of the young roe. The body loses balance and, having spread three legs-bones on the sides, sits abruptly on the eye and presses, with its weight, it. He rests and after trying to pull out the neck-nerve, his eye, with a guy… He doesn’t come out, he tries again, but without success.

Tries to shove an eye from the other side, but also crap. And here she is being helped by young shards and roe, who have already gone from school. They are friend, they take up the friend and from the fifth time they pull out her eye, from under her bottom, with a haunted sound, similar to "chook!".

SKULLSTONE FIRST

Zoulka, who shoved you like that, by yourself?

Zulka looks stunned.

SKULLSTONE SECOND

Yes, she probably sat on something not tasty and sticky, so she decided to unfasten, and then she stumbled and sat down, pressed her eye.

SHISHA KOZULIYA

Nooo, she saw us and she was ashamed that she was skipping classes and hiding. Yes, Zoulka?

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

Ahhh??

Zoulka has not come to her senses yet and replies that she has flushed into the eye.

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

Yes, I combed it.

Youngsters are laughing.

SHISHA KOZULIYA

Why are you short of lessons? Play it out. Leave for hunger and lose Pukik.

ZOULKA KOZULIA

(surprised)

How?

OTHER KOZULIYA

Yes so. he will die of hunger and all. And you will be second, at some Cherevich, and in anger they can take their eyes off.

SHISHA KOZULIYA

Moreover, to be the second, then run errands, the first. Will you search food, for her and for herself, and give her all the most radioactive tasty to give.

SKULLSTONE THIRD

And if you don’t find it, then your leg-bones will be torn off and you will die without them. By the way, where is Pukik himself?

SKULLSTONE FOUR

You will see him, tell him to go to lessons. It won’t go, drag it by force.

SHISHA KOZULIYA

And come yourself, and soon, some reduction will be…

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

What abbreviations?

Zoulka is trying to unwind her eye, but the eyeball was whipped and squeezed at the connection with the neck-nerve of the previous turn.

COSULIA KOZULIYA

You need to go to classes. In Galupia, along the way, is a disaster.

SKULLSTONE FIRST

The supply of useful radiation is depleted.

SKULLSTONE FIVE

And therefore, so that everyone does not die good, bad truants will be destroy.

SKULLSTONE THIRD

Make them food for the good.

SHISHA KOZULIYA

Yes, we will die anyway if we do not find another source of food.

All cry in chorus.

Zoulka tries to unravel faster, and she pulls herself up, picks one of the turns and the eyeball, with the help of a leg-bone, picks it out and springs up in the unwinding, then, in the winding, and so on, about five times. The eye hangs on a stretch and after a moment the body breaks to the eye and hits it. The eye flies away from the body and again stretches the nerve to the neck, which then springs up and follows the eye along the tunnel.

The eye stops and, due to a stretch, drags Zoulka's body to itself, then the body hits the eye and the eye hits, at a sharp bend, against the wall and knocks out a stone chopped burrow. Chopik flew out and his eye was stuck in the opening, which was seen from the other side by the bald sparrow Stasyan from the sky.

The brothers rush to the rescue and, as for the first time, “pull the pull” by the anthill, with difficulty, from the fifth attempt they pull out Zoulka’s eye from being stuck, and the wall crumbles and creates a huge hole out into the unknown. Until now, the Galups did not know about terrestrial life, or the administration did not let them know.

They all roll back head over heels and feel the natural daytime earth ray of the Sun, not seen before the mudflow, to the bulk of the gallops.

Suddenly, the dusk reappears in the hole, the bald Sparrow Stasyan barely flies in and gets stuck on the floor with a belly, with his face in the hole …

ZOULKA KOZULIYA

Who are you?

SKULLSTONE TEN

(without thinking twice)

Beat him!!

Future fighters take, not long ago learned, an attack position called "turntable", that is, they stand on a single horn and unwind. From the blows, all the flies showered from the sparrow and scattered, which – die, the third – fly away.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Ay, ah, ah, ah, ah!!!! For whaaaaaat????

Stasyan does not understand their Galup colloquial dancing, looks in surprise and decides, to defend himself and to dine, all at once. He was twice as large as a roe and therefore, with pleasure, with his beak catches Shisha's eye. She yells.

SHISHA KOZULIYA

(scared)

Aaayayay, he bites, and I, a fool, intercede for him. Beat him, lads.

The Skullstones again fly in an organized manner on the bald sparrow, beat him and Zoulka’s powerful pin-hop, knock him out of the hole out. His efforts help with his paws, with which he pushes away, being, having the back of his body, outside the hole. Stasyan, not recovering himself and finding himself out, runs away screaming away. He no longer succeeds in taking off, as before. From the blows of strangers, all the manure flied around with the flies, but it quickly, quickly runs, runs fast, quickly runs, runs fast, quickly runs, runs fast, quickly runs, runs and stops in the bushes of wormwood, lies on the ground and in hysterics, falling asleep …

CHAPTER 11

Generalisyphilis, Head of All Galupia, His Presidency, Semisrak sits in his office and does what all the heads of human states do during working hours, counts the seconds.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

Generalisyphilis, Head of All Galupia, His Presidency, Semisrak sits in his office and does what all heads of human states do during working hours, counts seconds.

His spokesman Kozuliya Zek, the eldest of all Kozul Heads and the entire colony, comes after Semisrak.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(reporting)

Ohhh, Your Exalted. Without Tower Greatness, Generalisyphilis. The head of all the Galups, His Presidency, the Supreme Lord, Semisrak, did not fight, but let the market speak.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

What do you want? Two million seven hundred forty thousand two hundred and fifty-three.

ZEK KOZULIYA

The incident.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

Where? Two million seven hundred forty thousand two hundred and fifty-four.

ZEK KOZULIYA

A wall is broken in the northern sector and light shines from there, the crawlers they say. And what are you doing?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

Seconds count. This is my hobby. Damn it. So what happened there?

ZEK KOZULIYA

A wall is broken in the northern sector and light shines from there, they say.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

So what?

ZEK KOZULIYA

We have put together an emergency commission for emergencies.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

So what?

ZEK KOZULIYA

They decided to assemble an unplanned Council of Cherepovichs in Nora, Botva of the Supreme Parliament, and Great Galupia.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

So what?

ZEK KOZULIYA

We are waiting for you.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

What is so serious?

ZEK KOZULIYA

This has not yet happened. Need your decision.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

Okay. Go on. I will catch up.

The room of the Supreme Botva of Cherevich’s looks, like a stadium or square, with a scene from a hillock, where all the minds of the reign of Galupia gather, only of the rank of Cherevich. Their number is about a million.

Everyone has been waiting for Lord for quite some time. In the room, there is a noise hum of knocks and fractions.

Kozuliya Zek sees the tunnels entering the stage, the silhouette of the Lord, turns to those present and reports:

ZEK KOZULIYA

I ask everyone to get up!! Himself, His Sublime without Tower Greatness,

Generalisyphilis of All Galupov, His Presidency, Supreme Lord,

Semisrak rushing … SUUUGGEEEST!!!!

All turn to the side of the stage and stand on the dark, that is, on the horns. The hymn is sung in unison.

ALL CHURCHES IN CHROME

Hai hi halek,

bir julemas, bir huskies.

Sea Rocks, Sea Rocks,

Pir gule cape bylek…

Generalisyphilis takes its place.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

I gathered you, hello, oh, reverends, one at a time my mouth, the incident.

The speech of Semisrack goes by the wayside.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing in the background)

In the northern sector of the province of Chmor, sentinel discovered a fault or a portal in the ceiling-wall, and he proved that besides our Great Burrow, there is and other worlds. Parallel, so to speak. And there is a difference feature time of day. We have eternal darkness, and there it alternates with this, before the mudflow unknown phenomenon to us, like light and it shines like us. So we there may not be visible. And most importantly, there is death and one of those of the world wanted to attack our shit-crash…

POV. YOUNG CHEREVICH

Somewhere in the crowd. Galupyan, standing on the horns, communicate in the same way, only poking leg-bones front to the top.

Young Cherevich stands on the horns and sways like a rocking chair.

CHAPTER 12

YOUNG CHEREVICH

(whispering)

Are we going to stand on the horns?

CHEREVICH, STANDING FROM LAW

Quiet. They say they will dance – we will dance. So be patient and do not break off listen to the legend of Galupia.

CHEREVICH, STANDING FROM THE LEFT

Here, last time, they jumped, who is higher, almost a day.

YOUNG CHEREVICH

What for?

CHEREVICH STANDING FROM LAW

There was nothing to say, so they thought that the meeting should not be in vain…

CHEREVICH, STANDING FROM THE LEFT

And to better think, the Head ordered to jump…

CHEREVICH, STANDING FROM THE BACK

(speaks and falls asleep)

And I like to sleep and do not care how?!

When Galup sleeps, he trembles.

YOUNG CHEREVICH

Sleep? So you don’t hear anything?

CHEREVICH, STANDING FROM THE LEFT

Not at all, young Cherevich, when you sleep, you better understand all that the speaker says. Especially pauses…

THE OLDEST CHEREVICH

(strictly)

Quiet to you !!

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

.. but our teenagers entered into an equal battle with the unknown, unidentified an inanimate being who, having broken the ceiling-floor, opened up a new world for us.

The camera from the view of the young Cherevich goes, examining everyone in a circle, in the sight of Semisrak.

POV. GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

So, there are similar things to us, moving objects that would move, eat the same as we…

SOME OF THE CROWD

Or maybe, Lord, is this an invasion?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

Do not interrupt…

Semisrak is shifted in place and makes a stupid appearance.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(turning to Kozuliya Zeke)

What did I want to say?

ZEK KOZULIYA

(quoting)

.. are the same as we are …

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

Yeah … So … are the same as we are … Since we are moving, because of food. Here… and I want to offer, oh my nasty, choose and gather a team or a gang of seekers and send there from where it was the invasion, that is, the wrong side of our Galupia. Am I making myself clear?

ALL CHEREVICHES IN CHROME

Yeah!!

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

And send to the Light, in search of the New Earth. Pull the time-me-no, no meaning. Galupia has already declined several times. The shards die and especially in youth. And by sending a team, gang or group, there will be at least some, not-small-on-for-hope.

The camera looks at Semisrack. Semisrak yawns, shuddering, falling asleep and snoring. Snoring in the Galups is accompanied by an impulsive shudder of the whole body. The silence was broken by the cry of a council member. He bounces and thunders with his horns against the stone ground covered with volcanic glass.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

Oh, Your Exalted Without Tower Greatness, Generalisyphilis of All Galups, His Presidency, Supreme Lord, Semisrak. They didn’t lead to peel, but led speech to poison.

Semisrak abruptly awakes and wakes up and yells, looking for the speaker, recognizing him by his voice, that is, by the wave of his leg-bones.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(indignantly)

Shut up, schmuck, I haven't finished my speech!!!

He looks towards Chmor Iko.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

So … Uh … So, pulling makes no sense. But, having sent a command, it will be, at least some, little hope … M-yeah … I already have this offer seen somewhere?!

He examines himself from all sides, changes his face, gets up on his horns, jumps in place, then gets up on his leg-bones, kicks his head and yells.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

Zek, what a pig came up with this speech, in my head, with repeated suggestions??

ZEK KOZULIYA

(scared)

I me?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(in anger)

Am I an idiot repeating the same thing? Spend your energy on repetition. Don’t you know that talking takes more energy than … thinking?!

CHAPTER 13

ZEK KOZULIYA

(surprised)

Where?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

In Karaganda!! You’ll go for this disgrace of me, Generalisyphilis himself, The Lords of All Galupia, Uma Galups shit-critical dictatorship.

Semisrak beats rap syncopation.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(dancing)

Wow You will go to the team as the first volunteer, in search of. And be the first a hero in the history of our shobla or gang, or, as it is, a colony.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(sobbing, bleeding to tears)

Oh Master, have mercy!! Ahahahahahahahaaaaa!!! I do not want to be a hero. Ahhh!!

Semisrak jumps up in anger and stomps all his bones on the stone floor.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(bull)

And a point!!!

Turns to Cherevich Chmor Iko.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

What do you have, Rev. Chmor Iko?.. And you, Zek, go get ready.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

Thank you, O Lord, I wanted to ask, and who else will go except Zek?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

You!

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(looking surprised)

I?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

You, you will be at the head of the trip, of course. You want to be too a hero of Galupia, how am I?

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(looking surprised)

I? I'm not ready? I don’t… but what is a “business trip”?

Semisrak rises on the elongated legs-bones.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(whole tops)

A business trip is a team, and a team is a business trip. Generally Kozuliya Zak will explain, she knows, it is in her competence … This is decided and not being discussed.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(looking surprised)

I'm not ready. Let someone else?!

Cherevich protrudes dust.

POV. CHMOR IKO

NEIGHBORS WITH THE RIGHT FROM THE CHMOR IKO

(whispering)

No dust and no whimper, like Kozulia. It’s my fault.

Semisrak raises his right hind leg bone and scratches his bald, between deer horns, turtle.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

I said, go, then go and that's it. The Skullstone said the shard did and baste. I don’t need to roll cotton wool.

(louder)

Secuuurity! take Cherevich Chmor Iko and Kozuliya Zek, and to the place of invasion, deliver urgently !!

Immediately fighters run up from all sides and grab, carelessly, Zek, who did not dare to leave the meeting and Chmor Iko.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(affectionately)

Only, be careful to drag them in kicks. They are already heroes?! And now, everything to the place of invasion. And for the rest, I tie a meeting, without a bazaar.

And I forgive you to invite to me, the general of the shards of three fronts, general Assoctated. A turtle appears immediately, with three curved leg-bones, with a broken piece of skull from its side and a broken horn.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

I am already here, oh, Exalted Without Tower Greatness, Generalisyphilis of All Galups, His Presidency, Supreme Lord, Semisrak…

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(proudly)

Ohhh, well done, Assoctated!!! I appreciate and praise combat speed and disciplinary loyalty. I remember how you helped me when the impostor tricked me into my post of Head of the Whole Galupia. I remember.

Semisraq puts his one of the bones on his crown.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(repeating)

So, take ten more fighters with you, the worst and lead a business trip.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

But what about, Cherevich Chmor Iko? You appointed him chief?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(paused)

Ahhh … I … and then I haven’t chosen you yet … And then, you are not small, you have to decide who will lead the business trip … Hmmm … Moreover, you will be there alone, without me and Galupia. Do you want to take his place and become the main character?

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(at attention)

Yes, my Lord !!

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

So go ahead, and if you don’t find the ten most, the most volunteer fighters, I will order the rest of your oils, you should knock on the head and make a whipping ball out of it. And five times later, if I … you, so as not to see, your spirit so that there is no. Time has gone: time, time, time, time …

The general shudders and instantly runs away on a mission, and after him his ten fighters who survived the coup.

Vandyke conducts him with an invisible, arrogant gaze.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(to myself)

Mdaaaa, until you yell, they won’t do it … They completely unbelted.

He walks down the hall and yells.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

Hey somebody! Bring Vasya Kozuliya to me, Vladyka wants to eeeaaat!!!

FADE. Entrance to the dimming.

The place of the invasion.

FADE IN. Exit blackout.

CHAPTER 14

A ray of light shines from a hole the size of a dove. People in a bustle approach a hole and kick out Cherevich Chmor Iko, Zek Kozuliya, General Skullstone Assoctated and ten other Skullstones out.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

At the behest of Generalisyphilis, the people simply threw out volunteers outside, including: ten Skullstones-fighters, led by General Shit Assoctated; Cherevich Chmor Iko Top Wow and Kozuliya Zek Lee.

Heard step-vocalization with the timbre of xylophone and timpani, similar to the "farewell of the Slav."

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

Seeing off was accompanied by choral folk step vocalization similar to Russian song "Farewell of the Slav". Who has coordinated this tune Galups or Slavs, it is not known, only here they called it “farewell to Kozuliya", and the high pitched tones, like a xylophone, imitated parts of orchestral instruments, the popular Galups, and capell, the local The state tap dance and tap dance choir, under the direction of all the same, Semisrak, who beat mezzo-soprano and double bass at the same time.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(solemnly)

Hello hello volunteers! Heroes of the Great Galupyan!! SUUUGGEEEST!!!

ALL PRESENT

HAAANG UUUP!!!

In general, some sing, so to speak, while others close up the hole. And business trip volunteers are trying to climb back, these are volunteers, but they are thrown back out and already close up the last gap. Everyone immediately runs up and forgets this place.

JOIN.

All members of the business trip, like the people of the mourners, immediately forget the place from which they were escorted, the more they find themselves in complete silence and twilight sunset. Night falls and the moon and stars appear in the sky. The team is not aware of the environment and the fear gradually disappears, as it is seen around. Grasshoppers chatter and fly bugs buzz. Beauty is not like in these holes.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(surprised and delighted)

What a beauty! And why didn’t we immediately agree to this event?

Mdddddaaaa!!! Beauty!!!

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(Seriously commanderly)

Need to inspect the position. And get ready for bed.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

Beauty is beauty, but what will we eat?

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(with grin)

You are the main one, you and think about how to feed the tops.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(sarcastically)

What is your task? It’s my job to think, and yours to snoop and scour, without having to take it so that I’m not distracted.

General Assoctated strictly casts a glance at Cherevich.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Our task is to protect your ass-mug!!

Cherevich lifts up his Skull and looks at General Assoctated arrogantly from high.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

And feed …

Skullstone General stares with disdain at Chmor Iko, turns to the Skullstones and gives a command.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Be definedaaaaa !!!!

All Skullstones are instantly built in one line, and await the command of their general.

General Assoctated examines the skulls of his subordinates, peers separately, hoping to find something against the statutory, but to no avail.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(continuing)

So, fighters !! My nasty !!! Go fathers and seek !!!! Quickly!!! SUUUGGEEEST!!!!

VOICE (behind the scenes)

I explain: when the elder Galup refers to the younger, he calls him “father”, and the younger to the older, of course, refers to the word “son”. But only civilians.

SKULLSTONE FIRST

What to look for, son?

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

I’m not your son, Chmor. I am your general!! Clear?

SKULLSTONES IN CHROME

Yes sonny!!!

General Assoctated squint and spit disgustedly. Squinting at the fighters.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Gibberish… You are not the generation that was before.

And with a smirk glances at Chmor Iko.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(continuing)

Ask Cherevich what to look for everywhere.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(furious)

Have you forgotten, rotten oils, that I'm – I'm Rev.?! For disobedience, you…

you will be deprived of food !! Have you heard everything?

Assoctated screams and stomps his bones.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Whose hooves would burst, it’s you reverend in the Burrow, and here you are the ordinary FOOMOO!!

(to fighters)

Are you still here?

Assoctated beats shot. Soldiers instantly flee into the dark. Cherevich is inflated from anger like a soap bubble, but abstains and is silent.

COSULIA ZEK

(gently)

Do not quarrel you. We can’t quarrel. We are all in the same crap. Let's play with something better? Sit in a circle…

The camera shoots running shards from all sides. Fighters run through the grass, stumble, fall, quickly get up, and even, feeling tired, do not dare to slow down.

Order – there is an order.

SKULLSTONE FIRST

(second choking)

And how long will we run?

SKULLSTONE SECOND

Wow, wow, Ho-old yoo-uur bre-ea-ath.

The Skullstone second trips over something and rolls head over heels. The third, fifth, and tenth faces about him, and they also lose their balance and fall. The rest run away.

SKULLSTONE FIRST

Hey idiots, wait!!

The fourth, sixth, seventh, eighth and ninth do not hear and hide in the dark.

SKULLSTONE SECOND

Here are the rams…

The fifth Skullstone aligns its leg-bone. She twisted his knee down.

SKULLSTONE FIVE

And who are rams?

The second hardly pulls his leg-bone out of the tenth skull.

SKULLSTONE SECOND

I do not know.

SKULLSTONE FIRST

What we are going to do? Run on?

The third throws the broken leg-bone deep into the grass.

SKULLSTONE THIRD

With crippled oils?! Nooo. You need to come to your senses and relax.

From the side of the fall of the thrown leg-bone, an exclamation is heard by the third. The Skullstones are alert.

VOICE FROM THE BUSHES

Aw!

SKULLSTONE SECOND

Who shouted it?

SKULLSTONE FIRST

(surprised)

Not me?!

SKULLSTONE FIVE

And not me.

SKULLSTONE TEN

But I’m generally deaf and dumb …

(surprised)

Oh! Time, time, radish, abyrvalg … I say, colleagues, I saaaay!!!

For joy, the tenth began to jump like a basketball.

SKULLSTONE FIRST

(wary)

Quiet you. Go better look where "Ay!" flew in.

SKULLSTONE TEN

There are no bazaars.

The tenth, from joy that he received a command, runs away to the side from which a strange exclamation was heard on the eve and immediately runs up and thanks everyone just runs away again.

SKULLSTONE TEN

Thank you creatures!!!

A moment later, after the disappearance in the complete darkness of the tenth, there is a thud and whistle, which increases, as something approaches, by friction against the atmosphere.

Yeps! Forehead to forehead land on the fifth, arriving tenth.

SKULLSTONE FIVE

(furious)

Do you want to talk op?

The fifth jumps to his feet and takes a fighting stance.

SKULLSTONE TEN

(scared)

Brakes, soaring. There, there, there, in kind, someone is hanging out, glowing and most importantly, butting.

SKULLSTONE SECOND

(wary)

Ta-ak! Taki-ta-ak. Lights up, say? .. Exactly? ..

SHAPE TEN

Yes, cover me with meat, what are you? Precisely I say it is shining!

SKULLSTONE THIRD

If you don’t roll cotton, then we need it. Glows, then he …

The tenth, in confirmation of his own words, clicks his knee on his forehead.

SKULLSTONES ALL CHROME

(joyfully)

Radioactive!!!

SKULLSTONE SECOND

So we are saved?

SKULLSTONE FIRST

We will bring him Kozuli Zeke.

SKULLSTONE FIVE

She will suck him and....

SKULLSTONES ALL CHROME

IOHOOOO!!

And feed us all!!

SKULLSTONE FIRST

Well, shards, let's go?

The first Skullstone runs away in the direction from which the sound arrived the day before.

SKULLSTONE TEN

(scared)

Nah, I won’t go … He kicks.

The tenth right there, stunned with fear and.... numb again. He wants to tap something, but it turns out only an intermittent rattle on the surface of the earth, like a lowing.

SKULLSTONE FIVE

Well, sit here.

And the fifth second and third run in the wake of the first, towards the find.

SKULLSTONE TEN

Ahhh!!!

In hysteria, the tenth trembles with a fraction and runs after everyone.

The camera takes a look at Chmor Iko, Zek and General Assoctated. They have a scandal in full swing.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(nervously)

I said contact me: REVEREND BLACK IKO TOP WOW!! Senior Advisor, Generalisyphilis Himself, Lord of the All Incomparable Galupyan!!!!!

Cherevich jumps and stomps in hysteria, bones on the ground.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(continuing)

Do you understand, nits?

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Shit, you're Galup, not the reverend. But for the rot, although I do not know what it is, you will answer!!

The old general stands on the crown of the head and beats with a pinwheel, with his leg bones on the front side of the skull of the secular Cherevich. He flies off, doing a triple somersault.

Choking a squeak, rolled ball, Cherevich Chmor Iko.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(surprised)

How dare you? I! I!!

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Head you from…

The end of the phrase, Assoctated, is embarrassed to pronounce, in the presence of emotional Kozuliya and all his anger, he transforms into a physical impact. He only wants to jump and trample Cherevich, as Kozuliya grabs his paw, pulls the general’s leg-bone and drags him to him.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(in anger)

Let me in!! I also wanted in Galupyan, to break off this horn of this fat pig.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(cowardly)

Hold it, hold it Zek, do not let it go until we return to Galupyan.

ZEK KOZULIYA

Don’t quarrel.

He puts Kozulia Zeka on the paws of General Assoctated.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(continuing)

Quiet.

She listens. The scandalizes are looking at her.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(continuing)

You heard?

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

What?

ZEK KOZULIYA

The sound of knuckles. The stomp is approaching. Over there.

She turns her eye to the side. And peers, squinting eyelids, lips of his eye.

In the distance you can see a bouncing luminous ball. As we get closer, it becomes clear how the bald sparrow Stasyan, on kicks, voluntarily leads Skullstones. He never even touches the earth. Approaching the tight-fitting one, the sparrow, beaten on all sides, catapults, with another kick, at the feet of the General Assoctated and Cherevich Chmor Iko. The body of the sparrow freezes. The soldiers line up in one line and report in chorus:

SKULLSTONES IN CHROME

(at attention)

Son!! Without a bazaar, shekered into the subject!! What he wanted, they were on stand and what glows, fitted without defects, to your oils!!!

SUUUGGEEEST, Sonny!!!

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(commanderly)

HAAANG UUUP, Fathers!!! Skullstones, Galupyan!!!! GOOD FELLOWS!!!

General Assoctated wipes the dust from the fifth Skullstone and examines the floor of the corpse of a sparrow, which breathes like a yogi Lama – one breath per minute.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(continuing)

Where are the others?? Deserted??

SKULLSTONE TEN

No, son. Right now … Oh, I spoke again!!!

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(screaming)

Get to the point!!

SKULLSTONE ONE

Oh yes. They separated on the second tops, and whoever finds them ahead is bigger will bring. Here.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(calmly)

Well, we will assume that otmazats them …

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(screaming unexpectedly)

Well done !!!

Suddenly, Cherevich cries out, under the ear of General Assoctated. He bounces about three meters and lands a broken horn down. Cherevich squinted at General, in a glamorous commanding manner, and was important for the fighters. Claps everyone on the head.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(continuing in voice)

Himself, His Sublime Without Tower Greatness, Generalisyphilis of All Galups, His Presidency, Supreme Lord, Semisrak will be personally informed of your devotion to Him and the entire Galupiya.

SKULLSTONES IN CHROME

(screaming)

Thank you for the free gift, son!

Fighters to the beat dance several tricks of hip-hop, the size of five quarters.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(calmer)

And now …, arrest this rebel!!

Chmor Iko indicates, stuck in his head, down in the sand, Assoctated’s General, which is trying to lean its feet on the ground, and pull, hitting a horn, from the ground. The soldiers, without thinking twice, run into Cherevich, who did not expect, grinning, and begin to stammer him.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(scared)

Wait!

Kozuliya Zek helps Chmor Iko to avoid blows and hides him behind him.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(continuing)

Who else hits the Reverend will be left without food!!

SKULLSTONES IN CHROME

But the general is our father and mother ?! And this one, as they say, that father Assoctated, is scum rear.

ZEK KOZULIYA

So, calm down !! So far, no one has been given the right to cancel the order of the Lord. And to those who are not in the know, I remind you …

She turns to General Assoctated.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(continuing)

Dear Assoctated. Himself, His Sublime Without Tower Greatness, Generalisyphilis of All Galupov, His Presidency, Supreme Lord, Semisrak himself personally, publicly at the unscheduled Council of Nora, appointed Reverend Cherevich Chmor Iko Top Wow, Head of the Business trip, and you, General Skullstone Assoctated, to lead the defense our entire enterprise. And what he told you personally is just a bluff. There are no witnesses. And I, brainless knuckles, your mother and nurse, and even the commandant and educator, to observe discipline…

SKULLSTONE TEN

(interrupting)

Oh look, it creeps away!! Ahhhh!!! I say again! Heheheyyyy!!

Assoctated, pulls his broken horn out of turf from tension and flies backwards by inertia. After jumping on the leg-bones and arrogantly approaches the bald sparrow.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Who are you?

He watches as the battered bald sparrow Stasyan creeps away slowly and kicks him in the face. Stasyan from fear, immediately begins to understand and speak Galups.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(flapping wings on the ground)

I am Stasyan. Just Stasyan.

Stasyan, after what has been said, loses consciousness.

ZEK KOZULIYA

Okay, who is he on the drum, but he’s radioactive and will go for food. But we will use it economically. And do not relax, it will not be enough for us all the way and therefore you are also looking for a replacement for it. Since he is, there are others like him. Clear?

SKULLSTONES IN CHROME

Yes, oh our mother.

Kozuliya quickly climbs onto a sparrow, which, two times more than she, and four times more shards, sits on an unconscious sparrow and starts charging from a radioactive sparrow. It sucks out radionuclides from it like a battery. Soon, it starts to glow like a light bulb with ion light.

ZEK KOZULIYA

Stand for lunch!!

All fell in line. Zek is aiming, spitting on everyone, once.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

And I have a double portion!

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

I’ll break your horns right now. For the supplement, over there, in the field… What you find, all yours…

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(whimpering)

Zek, but am I the chief? And I should be ranked double portion?!

ZEK KOZULIYA

In the colony, but not on a business trip, sorry, reverend.

CHAPTER 15

The rest come up and their coming, no one notices. They did not manage to find anything, but colleagues leave them their dose ration. They wake Zek.

SKULLSTONE SIX

Kozuliya Zeka, get up, we have come.

ZEK KOZULIYA

Build up.

Zeka spat on them too.

POV. BALD SPARROW STASYAN

FADE. ENTRANCE IN DARKNESS.

Stasyan hears strange rhythms and is surprised that he understands them. He opens his eyes and sees that this is not a dream, but a reality.

FADE IN. EXITING DARKNESS

The camera, through the eyes of a bald sparrow, removes the Galupov dance ceremony.

ALL SECONDARY CHOICE

Maza Faka Yes Wow!.. Maza Faka Yes Wow!..

Stasyan, under the magical shouts of meditation surrounding his flesh, slowly comes to himself and awakens. His condition is not full, half sucked, half energetic. He opens his eyes and sees a veil that is slowly dissipating and in front of him are already the outlines of black galloping balls. After that, the contrast is adjusted, and he already distinguishes the silhouettes of strange creatures, at first glance, to him.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

Who are they, these boneless living bones? thought the Bald Sparrow Stasyan. These are Gallup’s. – answered the inner voice, named Language.

What else is the Galups? -asked Stasyan from the Language. -Which you, the day before yesterday and yesterday, on the head gave … At night, remember? So it was not a dream?!

Stasyan, in fear, tries to crawl on his back, his head forward, but stumbles over something. He looks behind himself, through his forehead and sees a large eye that stares at him.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Ahhhh!!!

Stasyan screams and jumps up. Around him were traveling business travelers, in morning prayer, shards, repeating the same phrase:

ALL SECONDARY CHOICE

Maza Faka Yes Wow!.. Maza Faka Yes Wow!

He looks and faints. General Assoctated comes up and kicks, not very much, the sparrow on the fingal, which has already jumped off, which awakens Stasyan.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Who are you?

General Assoctated swings and stops, by raising the leg-bone up, the procedure of hymn-singing.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

Stasyan did not understand anything, but his inner voice translated from Galups to Sparrow. His inner voice is Language, owned by more than five billion different dialects and dialects, including the languages of microbes and programming, viruses, and even nano particles. Plus – the languages of planets, stars, galaxies and so on and so forth.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

I am the sparrow Stasyan from Ayagoz.

ZEK KOZULIYA

And I'm Zek Kozuliya. We are from Great Galupia. A catastrophe begins, threatening the complete disappearance of us all. Our ruler appointed us volunteers and sent to find what emits radiation. This is our food and salvation. Help us, or we are doomed. Here, Stasyan, in general, that's all…

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

We need to find something that replaces food, like your radiation is radioactive.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Hmm. Yes, yes.

Stasyan scratches his bald head with a bald wing.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(continuing)

But if you suck out all the radiation from you, then where else will we find food along the way?! We will not reach the goal and will not save Galupia. And our people will die a hungry brutal death.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

And let’s bend ourselves, from hunger.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(contemptuously)

Skin.

General Assoctated draws, in the sand with his foot-bone, square.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(continuing)

You think all about your belly.

Assoctated does not like the square, and he draws a circle in the middle.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(continuing)

Cabinet creature.

Cherevich does not stand up and runs to General Assoctated. It stops and how to shove it with force. The general rolls back. Chmor Iko ate his whole life more than Assoctated and one on one is clearly stronger than any Skullstone. He sits in the place of Assoctated and draws, in the middle of the circle, a triangle, then a box and up to a point. General Assoctated regains consciousness, gets up and only wants to attack Cherevich, as Kozuliya intervenes.

ZEK KOZULIYA

Quiet, quiet … Calm down!

She comes up and nervously erases all the drawings in a squeak.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(sure)

I know what to do.

ALL SECONDARY CHOICE

What?

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

And the fact that you need to unite everyone and understand that everything will die on earth the same. Destroying each other, we hinder development, and when we multiply, we stupid it. And only the people will not understand whom to listen to and who to hear. But it would not be easier to get together and think about everything, and make the world two in one.

(MORE)

BALD SPARROW STASYAN (CONT'D)

Indeed, in principle, those and those have both honest and thieves. The question is the number of these or those ?! Here you are honest Galups, you kill thieves, and you steal, and he the one who created everything will not understand who to destroy and who to leave. After all, from the left again the same thing will happen. Break this circle, forgive each other and unite. Become pioneers and do not envy, but support each other. Since he was tired of waiting to appear

you…

SKULLSTONE TEN

So what to do? Bubububu, Bubububu Bubububu…

SKULLSTONE SEVEN

(eighth)

In, again numb.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Need to run !! Forward and only forward and do not return, do not repeat the mistakes of our ancestors !!

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Something, I didn’t understand you at all, I combed some nonsense to us … Explain directly what to do?

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Run away !!

Stasyan jumps to his feet.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(continuing)

Run and only run without returning.

ZEK KOZULIYA

Seriously?!

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(joyfully)

Well, glory to the Lord, sorted out !!

Cherevich Chmor Iko turns to General Assoctated.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(continuing)

And some would do well to apologize.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

You will not get it…

SKULLSTONES IN CHROME

(joyfully)

Hooray !! In the hole holeaaaa !!

The Skullstones begin to sing their battle song.

SKULLSTONE S IN CHROME

(continuing)

Hai, hai hylaek, bir julemas birlaek.

Hai, hai hylaek, bir julemas birlaek.

(in half voice)

Hai, hai hylaek, bir julemas birlaek.

Hai, hai hylaek, bir julemas birlaek.

Hai, hai hylaek, bir julemas birlaek.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

Unfortunately, this does not translate into human words, but sensually it’s like … Uh … "ate a ripe orange", that’s the feeling of the song.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(interrupting screaming)

Wait !!! Stand back !!

Everyone freezes instantly: who is on the earth, and who is in the air in a jump. They were simply anti-gravitating and they didn’t care about gravity, like SMS`s or digital packets flying around the world. Cherevich froze on the horns, and the skull, jumping from leg to foot, froze: two legs-bones up, and two others, resting on the ground. Three shards hung in the air: the first in a somersault; the seventh is in twine, and the tenth twisted its paws into a rope.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

What happened, Zek?

ZEK KOZULIYA

(bulging eye)

Where to run? Which way?

Everyone exchanges glances and eyes stop at the sparrow. He feels, questioning incredulous, the views of others.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Ahhh ?! Why are you looking at me like that? We can run even where: to the right,

to the left, back, forward, up, down … At least where, still come back here.

ALL GOOD

Why?

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Earth because it is round. I flew, according to the idea, here… I flew. You hear? I flew, but did not go or run…

Stasyan gets up and the tailbone covers.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(continuing)

Tail, is it growing?

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Come on, don’t mind your brain.

General Assoctated takes a fighting stance. Fighters follow him. Stasyan backs away.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(scared)

No, no, what are you ?! I remembered. This luminous ball, the sun, rolled out there…

Stasyan points to the east.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(continuing)

And to his shoot, I flew… So, we need to run to the back, where the sun is hiding, behind a strip.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

The horizon.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Oh yeah. The wisest voice-overs.

Stasyan flies his bald wing into the sky like a poet.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(continuing)

Here…, Uh … In short, on the back. Where it hid – I flew, and now you need to run where it comes out.

ZEK KOZULIYA

And what's in there?

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

There Chelyabinsk, or rather the River Tech. And there was once an explosion and so much tasty radioactive, that everything just glows. And still there is a world trash radio waste. There is this good for eternal ages.

Stasyan arches his back and puts his chest out with a wheel.

ZEK KOZULIYA

Well, so they ran, that we are sticking out like chopkies in a barrel?

Kozuliya starts jumping with joy.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Fighters, construction!! Running, for sparrow, arsh!!!

And all at once, as on the cross, they start to run with geometric acceleration, but only the other way around. They leave behind tubers of country dust. And the sun is already equal over their shards. They accelerate so quickly that the night no longer has time to come. And the Sun is slowly starting to fall behind and everything is faster and faster. And now the speed of the runners is accelerating so much so that it already gets up to meet them at sunset and enters in the east. And day was replaced by night, and night by day in one hour, minute, and finally, in a second. How fast they accelerate. Forests and fields, seas and oceans fly in an instant. They do not even have time to get wet. And round the globe about five or a hundred times.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

Stand, stand shameless mosles!

Cherevich Chmor Iko gasps, wheezes and lags by five, ten circles around.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(continuing)

Wait!!

Cherevich Chmor Iko falls to the ground. Everyone stops abruptly and also decide to wallow on a hill. Suddenly a hole appears from the hillock and Generalisyphilis Semisrak crawls out.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(surprised and indignant)

What is it? Have you still not left the place? The parasites. Well quickly search! And then, and then ?!

Semisrak, in a nervous syndrome, begins to tremble and falls without feelings, clutching the left side of the chin, the type of heart hurts. It falls into a hole, from which one sticks out and from within quickly someone closes a hole.

But travelers quickly run out of sight from the wrath of Galupyan. They run, run and stop there, from where they started their daytime run.

Evening is coming and everyone is hungry.

ZEK KOZULIYA

Where they left, they came to that. Are you all tired?

ALL SECONDARY CHOICE

(with difficulties)

Yeah !!

ZEK KOZULIYA

(continuing)

Then hold the sparrow. I still suck out radics from him, my bottom.

All at once pounce on Stasyan.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Well, okay, I myself can lie under you, especially since I even sleep better after that.

Skullstones hungry throw on a bald sparrow. Stasyan yells. The night is coming. The camera moves away from the heroes to the top. Characters are reduced to a small point.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

Stasyan, of course, lied that he was thrilled after Kozuliya’s suction, in fact in fact, after that, he was sick in the morning … Or after the beat?! In short, the following morning will show.

FADE. Entrance to the dimming.

FADE IN. Exit blackout.

CHAPTER 16

In the morning, the travelers get up early, hunger for cheating, quietly creeping up to the sleeping sparrow, who flies sweetly in a dream and does not suspect that he himself stops in terms of radiation. More precisely, it will never become non-radioactive. Moreover, it does not interfere with their refectory procedure, but they apparently loved to receive food with difficulty, and not for nothing. And now, Kozuliya is sneaking behind the shards and since Stasyan is four times more than the shards and twice the size of Kozuliya, he can also cripple with sleep, reflexively defending himself, which adds color to the meal of the mutants. Having woken up completely, the sparrow understands its role, which is not harmful to him, and, seeing how galups are fanatically tuned, he simply plays with them, pretending to be a victim. Well, the rush of these bones to win food.

They jump at once and crush Stasyan to the ground. Assoctated and Chmor Iko together strangely squeeze the sparrow's shoulders, thereby allowing Kozuliya to climb up and touch his irradiated body with his bottom.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(screams in fright)

Ahhh !! Ahhh!

All at once jump away from him scared. And Kozuliya sweetly squints his eye.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(apologizing)

Excuse me, please, but you have the content of radio nuclides, if not

strange, constantly recovering itself and you have enough for us for a long time, maybe even the whole way.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Exactly, but I myself can lie under you, without these leg-bone applications, that hurt and humiliate me with disbelief.

Stasyan, lying crushed under a pack of shards at the edges and in the center sits Kozuliya.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

You are captured and therefore better be silent, you are our trophy, and we will do what we want.

Stasyan is changing in the face. He would never have turned to the quirks of a thirst for violence at the Galups, but the statement of Chmor Iko touches his string of pride. But he is cunning, as if he is putting up with what Cherevich said, having concealed hatred and resentment in his soul. He is smiling hypocritically. Revenge will judge everyone.

As for the rest, waiting for food spitting, some simply follow the order, while others give it. But Cherevich doesn’t think so, and he thinks that everyone condemns him with their eyes and looks at him, but in fact he simply stands first before Kozuliya. But his doubtfulness of the correctness of what he said for all does not reassure.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

And don’t stare at me like that. I am the main and that’s it! If you think different garbage about me again, then I will deprive him of food !! Is everyone clear?

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

See that you are not deprived.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(reassuring)

Quiet, Quiet. Attention! I spit…

All at once stand up quietly.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(continuing)

Let him say who he is in our tops and what place he takes.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Yes, everything is oiled!!

BALD SPARROW STASYAN(behind the scenes)

Could and protect me, since I schmoe trophy, then… we'll see.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Have you run?!

And at once they began their run to the same place as yesterday, but slowly. Even very slowly. It is simply impossible to imagine: well, veeery slowly. Slower than pacing. And only Stasyan goes, as always. Overtakes them and constantly returns. With malice, he watches how the galups move, and it seems to him that they are running according to the idea, like a slow-motion scrolling of a video player. Stasyan with curiosity goes around everyone and peers into their poses and faces. But it seems to them that he is in a hurry, since he is too fast for them. The paradox of time: yesterday they went faster than a day, and today they run slower than a minute. Apparently, radiation also affects the clarity of time … maybe this is the desire of a sparrow or author ?! In any case, it's fun and not standard.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Aaare yoouu ruuunniiing heeer? Aaare yoouu kiiiddiiing meee?!

Stasyan moves in human time, and therefore his time is closer and dearer to us, and we will rely on him.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

So you can’t keep up with you.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Whaaat?

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Yoouu aaare nooot chaasiiing aaafteer yoouu!

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(normal speech speed)

I want to understand what kind of types you are.

Do you have a problem with internal time? Here I have, as people have exactly and clearly. And you have turpentine in the pope, then constipation. And in general I’m a bird, not creepy. I need to fly, soar. I have developed and powerful wings…

He raises his limbs and looks around them. Sadness fogs him, and he sighs in the beginning.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(continuing)

Wow … there would be feathers, the tail will arrive. Here is the last time I ran better, but not today. Radiation is then restored, but energy is not. Yes, it’s interesting that you will again wrap yourself in a ram’s horn, my wings or legs, tonight?

ZEK KOZULIYA

Aaat luuunch.

Kozuliya and in a jump stretches his legs into twine. Only she alone understands him. And for the rest, his speech seemed fast, as if at speed and squeaky, as if helium had breathed …

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

At lunch? Maybe you can also offer you a second lunch and a flock, a first breakfast, a second, and five dinners? .. Skulls won't crack, huh? You Chmor Iko.

Stasyan pulls on the leg-bone of Cherevich, who also came off hanging slowly, moving in the air in the middle of his slow jump He, however, immediately falls at the speed of our time.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(continuing)

So what will you suck me this time?

ZEK KOZULIYA

Nooose!

Kozuliya slowly jumps over the tubercle.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Sit on my nose? So I don’t have a nose. I'm not a bald cat? That he has a nose. And I have a beak.

The bald sparrow stops his gaze on a tubercle, from which a mustache protrudes just as slowly, then a spherical nose.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

The maaain thiiing iiis thaaat the laaanguuaage beee. Taaalkatiiive and fiiilthy liiike a spaaarrooow.

But Stasyan no longer listens to them and does not look at them. He is interested in a nose with a mustache, which slowly crawls out of the hole. It was a mole, but Stasyan does not know this. He takes a straw lying nearby and going up to him, puts it in his nostril and drowns it in his hole with his nose and mustache. The straw starts veeeery slowly, followed by the same slow sneeze.

MOLE

Ahhh …

The straw flies out of the nostrils and also slowly. Stasyan even manages to take a nap while the straw touches the ground, and the mole starts to climb out again and slowly emerges from the hole: at the beginning of the mustache, and then the nose. Sparrow does the same and smiles. The straw slowly begins to move and Stasyan tied it with a mustache. There is again a slow sneezing and a straw, like a pood crowbar, slowly but monumentally flies out and pulls on a mustache.

MOLE

(screaming)

Ahhh !!

The mole wakes up, tears off a straw with a mustache, feels hellish pain and quickly runs away like a cockroach. Stasyan starts laughing and grabs his stomach. And the team retired just for one jump in all the time passed. Stasyan again begins to get bored and walk: here and there.

And only he regretted that he had tied his mustache, as he was not far from noticing a fresh, soaring litter, which spook out a frightened mole.

The volume of litter is equal to the volume of the mole, which is true less than a sparrow, but more than Kozulia. Sparrow runs up to the manure.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(screaming joyfully)

Ohhhh, Heavenly forces, Shaggy clouds, The sun is hot, thank you!

Ohhh, heavenly forces!!!

POV. BALD SPARROW STASYAN

The bald sparrow looks at the dung.

CHAPTER 17

Stasyan recalls flies.

The camera shows the full face of a sparrow, the background of the view behind changes to a view of a garbage dump in Ayaguz.

Sparrow goes to the sunny side and is standing still. He closes his eyes and waits for diarrhea to dry on his whole body.

POV. BALD SPARROW.

And at this time, nearby, a buzzing of an approaching swarm of green dung flies is heard, about which Stasyan does not even suspect.

POV. MAIN FLY HONEY.

The main fly honey and his friends speak with an oriental accent.

The camera shoots an approaching swarm of flies.

JOIN.

The camera looks through the eyes of the Chief fly of Honey

A swarm of flies, like a swarm of bees, smells manure, looks with its eyes on its sides and discovers an immovable pile of crap on the ground, heads down to the spring and dives around and does not suspect that its living body is inside …

But it was not there. Litter thickens before the eyes and the legs of the shit-greedy flies stick to the whole body. From time to time the flies shift in place, thereby preventing their paws from finally sticking to the food and then sucking their food with their proboscis. The main flies, just wants to give the command to change places, as he is stopped by Stasyan's open eye, in front of which he is located at the tip of his beak.

END OF REMEMBER

The camera changes the appearance of the fly of Honey to a pile of dung left by the mole.

Stasyan smears the whole body, as then begins to wait for the flies.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(aloud)

Well, where are they?

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Weee aaare heeere, caaatch uuup!

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(squeamishly)

Yes, not you. I’m sick of you, I need flies.

Stasyan waves his hands so that the stench begins to disperse more widely.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

Ahhh whooo aaare theeese fliiees?

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Now you see, only patience.

Sparrow looks around.

The remains of a swarm of flies, led by that same fly of Honey, wander around in search of food, but unfortunately, from the living who could make food like Kozulia shards, here only the mole and everything remains after the explosion, but he doesn’t creeps out and crap in a hole, and protrudes his face, just to change the temperature of the body.

MAIN FLY HONEY

And where is this mole? Does he crap or not? He is, and I see him. Strange, no one else lives here.

ALL FLIES ARE GOOD

Or maybe he wasn’t local at all and crawled, or rather, dug on

the infected area by accident. Snarling, digging and digging … and shit.

The camera shoots a barely noticeable approach of steam, which envelops the entire swarm.

A favorite smell envelops the nostrils of Honey and its people. And invigorates everyone.

MAIN FLY HONEY

(solemnly)

C'mon, come on! Here, here? Fly on this pile of dermis and eat it bistro. Our crowd needs strength.

And they all dive at once and cling to the masked bald sparrow Stasyan. But their brains do not work due to long starvation, and they again fall for the same bait. Litter freezes and Stasyan, pulling time, suddenly opens his eyes.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

Hi Fly Honey !!! Did not recognize??

MAIN FLY HONEY

(startling)

Oh! Ohhh !! Is it you, mister alive? What a blessing it is to see you alive And we think that to kill you ?! Are you alive !! How glad I am, dzhigits?

ALL FLIES ARE GOOD

Yeah !!!

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

As you can see, and you, a dumb insect, threw me in difficult times and now I'm in captivity with them, maybe even in slavery.

MAIN FLY HONEY

Like us??

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

No worse. They use me more.

ALL FLIES ARE GOOD

Well, how are you?

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

No, I don’t eat you, but they keep me like food. I rent you by mutual agreement. And even if I ate yours a bit, so without torment and violence. Right away.

Am and all. And then, all that I ate are those in me. We are one and strong. We are one the whole, we are fellow countrymen, and this should mean something. And you, fly Honey, threw me in difficult times.

MAIN FLY HONEY AND THE WHOLE ROY CHOIR

(offended)

I'm sorry, sir, we will work out.

BALD SPARROW STASYAN

(hypocritically)

Well, okay, here's an agreement. Then we fly while these are not running in our time.

MAIN FLY HONEY

(laughing in surprise)

Are they running? Therefore, they do not run. They don’t even go and crawl.

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