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Milf, Queef, Crush      ,  drip    , cap    ,  sus     .    ,  simp   ,   based   . ,    ,     .  ,   ,  you still got it,        ,   ,    !    .





Milf, Queef, Crush

     



  



  ,2025



ISBN978-5-0065-5817-5

     Ridero


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Would you like some chips with your meal?



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That film was brilliant!



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1.Knackered  

: Im absolutely knackered after work.

(  ,   exhausted  beat.)

2. Taking the Mickey , .

: Are you taking the Mickey? ( ?)

  㠖 Are you messing withme?

3. Skint  .

: Icant go out tonight, Im skint.

(   ,   Im broke.)

4. Gutted .

: Iwas gutted when Imissed the concert.

(  ,    Iwas so upset.)



5.Blimey! ! / !

: Blimey, thats ahuge cake!

(  㠖 Wow!  Gosh!)



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1.Jonesing  - ,  .

: Im jonesing for acoffee. ( ,  .)

(  ,   Im craving acoffee.)



2Corny , , .

: That joke was so corny.

(   cheesy  corny.)



3.Honcho , .

: Hes the head honcho at work.

(    top dog).



4.Peanuts ,  .

: They pay me peanuts at this job!

(  They pay me apittance.)



5.Wheels , .

: Check out my new wheels!

(  ,    Check out my new car!)



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3.   : Cockney Rhyming Slang



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(the Rhyming Slang): 1    23.



Apples and Pears (= apples) = Stairs

Butchers Hook =Look

Frog and Toad =Road

Loaf ofBread (= loaf) =Head

Plates ofMeat =Feet

Trouble and Strife =Wife

Dog and Bone = Phone



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1. Adam and Eve ? Believe

Do you Adam and Eve it? ?   ?

2. Gregory Peck ?Neck

Igot apain inmy Gregory Peck. ? Ӡ .

3. Rosy Lee ?Tea

Would you like acup ofRosy Lee? ?  ?

4. Jack Jones ? Alone

Iwas sitting there on my Jack Jones. ?    .

5. Ruby Murray ? Curry

Lets go get some Ruby Murray tonight. ?    .

6. James Dean ?Keen

Hes really James Dean on football. ?    .

7. Harvey Nichols ? Pickles

Pass me the Harvey Nichols, please. ?   .



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Give me aring on the dog. ( .)

Im going up the apples. (   .)



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,      ,    .    Enter your PIN (  -),   :



  Huckleberry Finn!



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 Dope , 

 Flex 

 Bling  

 Goat (Greatest ofAll Time) 



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Jay-Z is the GOAT ofhip-hop.



     TikTok, YouTube .



    -,       ,     ,  shorty, whip, GOAT, ice.



     ,   ,        AAVE (African American Vernacular English).



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