# The journalists from the gateway. History of client clinics of the greatest cardinal

Din Serdyuchenkova

The first play is devoted to the everyday life of a provincial town.The second play is the author’s ironic fantasy.Plays are based on the author’s interpretation and processing of real events.

Translator Artem Muzychenko


© Din Serdyuchenkova, 2017


ISBN 978-5-4485-7805-2

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## The journalists from the gateway. Provincial story. Ironical drama

The places of action are:

The redaction of the areal provincial radio, a Sophia’s room, a Sergey’s flat, a Jeka’s room

The dramatis personae:

A chief editor – Vovan

A head of sports – Tolyan

A head of the educational department – Kolyan

A head of the scientifical department— Jeka

A candidate of the political science from St.-Petersburg— Jeka’s bride (chatted with him via Skype)

Secondary journalists – take no part in dialogue, they’re passive hearers.

Sophia – she is a patient of the Clinique “Grey Cardinal”, an owner of the marriage agency.

Serega Lame – Sophia’s civil husband

Ninok – Sophia’s neighbour in wall.

## Act I

A sports. A chief editor is coming.

– Hi bro’s! What is with the dough?

– It is being roughly weak!

– I have a business! We must discuss.. But this is a secret. Do you want to offend us?

– Do you know this broad from the dating service?

– Yes, how not to know! She does not look like a psychologist. Those are almost all used… Just like ours with the journalism. Then one listener came to see me recently. He complains of her. She teaches everyone how to live. And she also makes control checks for the students. It is visible in the teachers do not take – there is no pull. And he shared with me that she is in the patients’ list with our Serega in the “Grey Cardinal”. But she is so harmful, almost for four years hadn’t gone! And they are being afraid to contact her at the moment! To draw up her diploma she had even hired a lawyer.

– Yes, she recently opened a dating service! As she opened it so she’ll close it…

– The intelligence like her… They have tight money. … There are lousy professors, librarians, schoolmarms, a pair of the artists, a crazy inventor. He is probably like her… But they run to her. They are satisfied and they praise her. Well, what do you suppose?

– He promised money to close her mouth…

– How much?

– Yes, in our city… A month one affords no working… Yes, and somewhere else to go… Of course, not to America. Well, to Turkey, for example… Correctly you sow!

– Yes, the Komsomol’s leader of the faculty tried to break her horn… What a clever she is: for twenty years of the right moment waited!?

With the head of the workshops at the clinic… to communicate, ostensibly, he was interested in her …He allowed her to enter the university for the psychologist …He made a great fuss over her …Her wife hadn’t any suspicion. All the time they were together) …They have too many rights, they are even study… And no one can prohibit it. Yes, what did I tell about? And when her dad has died she became to complain, for the “Culture” visited… (turns to a whisper) Even the Chief Karatist about this fool, without thinking, something said: elections could break…


– Yes, I’ve heard about it! The main Karatist would still be chosen! He is authority! This Rusty felt sorry for her – he ran to the Chief Karatist to intercede for the company!

– Huh! Redhead and double bagger is a great pair! Why didn’t he use it? She thought for 4 years: how polite and correct to thank in the letter. And, while she was thinking, Red’s office changed the address! Did not get to him a letter – they brought it back!


– Fool! Psychologists are in this respect are tenacious: “Only open your mouth to say – instantly surrender!”

– Stop the bullshit! To Red such stolen stick – not a couple to her! What to take with her – no faces no skin! He considered that it would be a promising economist from her! A papa-metallurgist is good in mathematics and physics – in exactly one year the Chief Builder graduated from the same University! A mama has worked for many years as an economist! The boat missed! A Chief Builder is in the other world. А Red was married.!

– Only Serega Lame needs her!

– She had one more defender. There was a Georgian-nerd. While a Komsomol leader persuaded her he hadn’t make up his mind! He could not resist, when she threw the institute – all said to a Komsomol leader: “Maybe she and the fool are fucking, but the girl is good! And so with honest girls do not act! For this, we, in Georgia, have blood feud!”

– What did he answer?

– Thus! He said to this prick: “Is it smart that it hurts? Are you going to take a postgraduate course? Well, go to your Georgia – let them teach you there!”

– And?…

– He went to the USA inside Georgia.

– Ha! And her doctor told me that she gave her all in tears a cassette with a rock opera “Juno and Avos” recorded! There is at the beginning a phrase with a Georgian accent… Waiting for the Herd, hoping that she had girlfriends of some address or phone his American begging! … And then I got fed up – I began to get sick! Yes, what girlfriends! A roommate from Vietnam who fears everyone – such kind Russians, help the Vietnamese! She does not peek!

– And her papa who is the metallurgist?

– The psychiatrists deceived him: a Komsomol leader promised to the woman-psychiatrist her money and advance, and she diagnosed her a schizophrenia! Her mum was intimidated:

“Do not hurry – you need to return to society a full-fledged person!”

– She was 12.5 years in person to control that a Nerd drank medicines from shiz! The first university, on tablets, braining the brains is finished! And, when she entered the second – she grew bolder, she began to roll complaints! So her doctors were intimidated! She prescribed such tablets to her, that Nerd is already studying for 6 years at the externship! Although it would have been possible to finish for 3 year. And they do not want to throw out: they can study at least 10 years according to the rules of the externship! What kind-hearted… Other would, like her father died, immediately would be expelled…