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Редьярд Джозеф Киплинг
Barrack Room Ballads
‘Back to the Army Again’
I’m ‘ere in a ticky ulster an’ a broken billycock ‘at,
A-layin’ on to the sergeant I don’t know a gun from a bat;
My shirt’s doin’ duty for jacket, my sock’s stickin’ out o’ my boots,
An’ I’m learnin’ the damned old goose-step along o’ the new recruits!
Back to the Army again, sergeant,
Back to the Army again.
Don’t look so ‘ard, for I ‘aven’t no card,
I’m back to the Army again!
I done my six years’ service. ‘Er Majesty sez: “Good-day —
You’ll please to come when you’re rung for, an’ ‘ere’s your ‘ole back-pay;
An’ fourpence a day for baccy – an’ bloomin’ gen’rous, too;
An’ now you can make your fortune – the same as your orf’cers do.”
Back to the Army again, sergeant,
Back to the Army again;
‘Ow did I learn to do right-about turn?
I’m back to the Army again!
A man o’ four-an’-twenty that ‘asn’t learned of a trade —
Beside “Reserve” agin’ him – ‘e’d better be never made.
I tried my luck for a quarter, an’ that was enough for me,
An’ I thought of ‘Er Majesty’s barricks, an’ I thought I’d go an’ see.
Back to the Army again, sergeant,
Back to the Army again;
‘Tisn’t my fault if I dress when I ‘alt —
I’m back to the Army again!
The sergeant arst no questions, but ‘e winked the other eye,
‘E sez to me, “‘Shun!” an’ I shunted, the same as in days gone by;
For ‘e saw the set o’ my shoulders, an’ I couldn’t ‘elp ‘oldin’ straight
When me an’ the other rookies come under the barrick-gate.
Back to the Army again, sergeant,
Back to the Army again;
‘Oo would ha’ thought I could carry an’ port?
I’m back to the Army again!
I took my bath, an’ I wallered – for, Gawd, I needed it so!
I smelt the smell o’ the barricks, I ‘eard the bugles go.
I ‘eard the feet on the gravel – the feet o’ the men what drill —
An’ I sez to my flutterin’ ‘eart-strings, I sez to ‘em, “Peace, be still!”
Back to the Army again, sergeant,
Back to the Army again;
‘Oo said I knew when the Jumner was due?
I’m back to the Army again!
I carried my slops to the tailor; I sez to ‘im, “None o’ your lip!
You tight ‘em over the shoulders, an’ loose ‘em over the ‘ip,
For the set o’ the tunic’s ‘orrid.” An’ ‘e sez to me, “Strike me dead,
But I thought you was used to the business!” an’ so ‘e done what I said.
Back to the Army again, sergeant,
Back to the Army again.
Rather too free with my fancies? Wot – me?
I’m back to the Army again!
Next week I’ll ‘ave ‘em fitted; I’ll buy me a swagger-cane;
They’ll let me free o’ the barricks to walk on the Hoe again
In the name o’ William Parsons, that used to be Edward Clay,
An’ – any pore beggar that wants it can draw my fourpence a day!
Back to the Army again, sergeant,
Back to the Army again:
Out o’ the cold an’ the rain, sergeant,
Out o’ the cold an’ the rain.
‘Oo’s there?
A man that’s too good to be lost you,
A man that is ‘andled an’ made —
A man that will pay what ‘e cost you
In learnin’ the others their trade – parade!
You’re droppin’ the pick o’ the Army
Because you don’t ‘elp ‘em remain,
But drives ‘em to cheat to get out o’ the street
An’ back to the Army again!
‘Birds of Prey’ March
March! The mud is cakin’ good about our trousies.
Front! – eyes front, an’ watch the Colour-casin’s drip.
Front! The faces of the women in the ‘ouses
Ain’t the kind o’ things to take aboard the ship.
Cheer! An’ we’ll never march to victory.
Cheer! An’ we’ll never live to ‘ear the cannon roar!
The Large Birds o’ Prey
They will carry us away,
An’ you’ll never see your soldiers any more!
Wheel! Oh, keep your touch; we’re goin’ round a corner.
Time! – mark time, an’ let the men be’ind us close.
Lord! the transport’s full, an’ ‘alf our lot not on ‘er —
Cheer, O cheer! We’re going off where no one knows.
March! The Devil’s none so black as ‘e is painted!
Cheer! We’ll ‘ave some fun before we’re put away.
‘Alt, an’ ‘and ‘er out – a woman’s gone and fainted!
Cheer! Get on – Gawd ‘elp the married men to-day!
Hoi! Come up, you ‘ungry beggars, to yer sorrow.
(‘Ear them say they want their tea, an’ want it quick!)
You won’t have no mind for slingers, not to-morrow —
No; you’ll put the ‘tween-decks stove out, bein’ sick!
‘Alt! The married kit ‘as all to go before us!
‘Course it’s blocked the bloomin’ gangway up again!
Cheer, O cheer the ‘Orse Guards watchin’ tender o’er us,
Keepin’ us since eight this mornin’ in the rain!
Stuck in ‘eavy marchin’-order, sopped and wringin’ —
Sick, before our time to watch ‘er ‘eave an’ fall,
‘Ere’s your ‘appy ‘ome at last, an’ stop your singin’.
‘Alt! Fall in along the troop-deck! Silence all!
Cheer! For we’ll never live to see no bloomin’ victory!
Cheer! An’ we’ll never live to ‘ear the cannon roar! (One cheer more!)
The jackal an’ the kite
‘Ave an ‘ealthy appetite,
An’ you’ll never see your soldiers any more! (‘Ip! Urroar!)
The eagle an’ the crow
They are waitin’ ever so,
An’ you’ll never see your soldiers any more! (‘Ip! Urroar!)
Yes, the Large Birds o’ Prey
They will carry us away,
An’ you’ll never see your soldiers any more!
‘Soldier an’ Salor Too’
As I was spittin’ into the Ditch aboard o’ the Crocodile,
I seed a man on a man-o’-war got up in the Reg’lars’ style.
‘E was scrapin’ the paint from off of ‘er plates,
an’ I sez to ‘im, “‘Oo are you?”
Sez ‘e, “I’m a Jolly – ‘Er Majesty’s Jolly – soldier an’ sailor too!”
Now ‘is work begins by Gawd knows when, and ‘is work is never through;
‘E isn’t one o’ the reg’lar Line, nor ‘e isn’t one of the crew.
‘E’s a kind of a giddy harumfrodite – soldier an’ sailor too!
An’ after I met ‘im all over the world, a-doin’ all kinds of things,
Like landin’ ‘isself with a Gatlin’ gun to talk to them ‘eathen kings;
‘E sleeps in an ‘ammick instead of a cot,
an’ ‘e drills with the deck on a slew,
An’ ‘e sweats like a Jolly – ‘Er Majesty’s Jolly – soldier an’ sailor too!
For there isn’t a job on the top o’ the earth the beggar don’t know, nor do —
You can leave ‘im at night on a bald man’s ‘ead, to paddle ‘is own canoe —
‘E’s a sort of a bloomin’ cosmopolouse – soldier an’ sailor too.
We’ve fought ‘em in trooper, we’ve fought ‘em in dock,
and drunk with ‘em in betweens,
When they called us the seasick scull’ry-maids,
an’ we called ‘em the Ass Marines;
But, when we was down for a double fatigue, from Woolwich to Bernardmyo,
We sent for the Jollies – ‘Er Majesty’s Jollies – soldier an’ sailor too!
They think for ‘emselves, an’ they steal for ‘emselves,
and they never ask what’s to do,
But they’re camped an’ fed an’ they’re up an’ fed before our bugle’s blew.
Ho! they ain’t no limpin’ procrastitutes – soldier an’ sailor too.
You may say we are fond of an ‘arness-cut, or ‘ootin’ in barrick-yards,
Or startin’ a Board School mutiny along o’ the Onion Guards;
But once in a while we can finish in style for the ends of the earth to view,
The same as the Jollies – ‘Er Majesty’s Jollies – soldier an’ sailor too!
They come of our lot, they was brothers to us;
they was beggars we’d met an’ knew;
Yes, barrin’ an inch in the chest an’ the arm, they was doubles o’ me an’ you;
For they weren’t no special chrysanthemums – soldier an’ sailor too!
To take your chance in the thick of a rush, with firing all about,
Is nothing so bad when you’ve cover to ‘and, an’ leave an’ likin’ to shout;
But to stand an’ be still to the Birken’ead drill
is a damn tough bullet to chew,
An’ they done it, the Jollies – ‘Er Majesty’s Jollies —
soldier an’ sailor too!
Their work was done when it ‘adn’t begun; they was younger nor me an’ you;
Their choice it was plain between drownin’ in ‘eaps
an’ bein’ mopped by the screw,
So they stood an’ was still to the Birken’ead drill, soldier an’ sailor too!
We’re most of us liars, we’re ‘arf of us thieves,
an’ the rest are as rank as can be,
But once in a while we can finish in style
(which I ‘ope it won’t ‘appen to me).
But it makes you think better o’ you an’ your friends,
an’ the work you may ‘ave to do,
When you think o’ the sinkin’ Victorier’s Jollies – soldier an’ sailor too!
Now there isn’t no room for to say ye don’t know —
they ‘ave proved it plain and true —
That whether it’s Widow, or whether it’s ship, Victorier’s work is to do,
An’ they done it, the Jollies – ‘Er Majesty’s Jollies —
soldier an’ sailor too!
Sappers
When the Waters were dried an’ the Earth did appear,
(“It’s all one,” says the Sapper),
The Lord He created the Engineer,
Her Majesty’s Royal Engineer,
With the rank and pay of a Sapper!
When the Flood come along for an extra monsoon,
‘Twas Noah constructed the first pontoon
To the plans of Her Majesty’s, etc.
But after fatigue in the wet an’ the sun,
Old Noah got drunk, which he wouldn’t ha’ done
If he’d trained with, etc.
When the Tower o’ Babel had mixed up men’s bat,
Some clever civilian was managing that,
An’ none of, etc.
When the Jews had a fight at the foot of a hill,
Young Joshua ordered the sun to stand still,
For he was a Captain of Engineers, etc.
When the Children of Israel made bricks without straw,
They were learnin’ the regular work of our Corps,
The work of, etc.
For ever since then, if a war they would wage,
Behold us a-shinin’ on history’s page —
First page for, etc.
We lay down their sidings an’ help ‘em entrain,
An’ we sweep up their mess through the bloomin’ campaign,
In the style of, etc.
They send us in front with a fuse an’ a mine
To blow up the gates that are rushed by the Line,
But bent by, etc.
They send us behind with a pick an’ a spade,
To dig for the guns of a bullock-brigade
Which has asked for, etc.
We work under escort in trousers and shirt,
An’ the heathen they plug us tail-up in the dirt,
Annoying, etc.
We blast out the rock an’ we shovel the mud,
We make ‘em good roads an’ – they roll down the khud,
Reporting, etc.
We make ‘em their bridges, their wells, an’ their huts,
An’ the telegraph-wire the enemy cuts,
An’ it’s blamed on, etc.
An’ when we return, an’ from war we would cease,
They grudge us adornin’ the billets of peace,
Which are kept for, etc.
We build ‘em nice barracks – they swear they are bad,
That our Colonels are Methodist, married or mad,
Insultin’, etc.
They haven’t no manners nor gratitude too,
For the more that we help ‘em, the less will they do,
But mock at, etc.
Now the Line’s but a man with a gun in his hand,
An’ Cavalry’s only what horses can stand,
When helped by, etc.
Artillery moves by the leave o’ the ground,
But we are the men that do something all round,
For we are, etc.
I have stated it plain, an’ my argument’s thus
(“It’s all one,” says the Sapper),
There’s only one Corps which is perfect – that’s us;
An’ they call us Her Majesty’s Engineers,
Her Majesty’s Royal Engineers,
With the rank and pay of a Sapper!
That Day
It got beyond all orders an’ it got beyond all ‘ope;
It got to shammin’ wounded an’ retirin’ from the ‘alt.
‘Ole companies was lookin’ for the nearest road to slope;
It were just a bloomin’ knock-out – an’ our fault!
Now there ain’t no chorus ‘ere to give,
Nor there ain’t no band to play;
An’ I wish I was dead ‘fore I done what I did,
Or seen what I seed that day!
We was sick o’ bein’ punished, an’ we let ‘em know it, too;
An’ a company-commander up an’ ‘it us with a sword,
An’ some one shouted “‘Ook it!” an’ it come to sove-ki-poo,
An’ we chucked our rifles from us – O my Gawd!
There was thirty dead an’ wounded on the ground we wouldn’t keep —
No, there wasn’t more than twenty when the front begun to go;
But, Christ! along the line o’ flight they cut us up like sheep,
An’ that was all we gained by doin’ so.
I ‘eard the knives be’ind me, but I dursn’t face my man,
Nor I don’t know where I went to, ‘cause I didn’t ‘alt to see,
Till I ‘eard a beggar squealin’ out for quarter as ‘e ran,
An’ I thought I knew the voice an’ – it was me!
We was ‘idin’ under bedsteads more than ‘arf a march away;
We was lyin’ up like rabbits all about the countryside;
An’ the major cursed ‘is Maker ‘cause ‘e lived to see that day,
An’ the colonel broke ‘is sword acrost, an’ cried.
We was rotten ‘fore we started – we was never disciplined;
We made it out a favour if an order was obeyed;
Yes, every little drummer ‘ad ‘is rights an’ wrongs to mind,
So we had to pay for teachin’ – an’ we paid!
The papers ‘id it ‘andsome, but you know the Army knows;
We was put to groomin’ camels till the regiments withdrew,
An’ they gave us each a medal for subduin’ England’s foes,
An’ I ‘ope you like my song – because it’s true!
An’ there ain’t no chorus ‘ere to give,
Nor there ain’t no band to play;
But I wish I was dead ‘fore I done what I did,
Or seen what I seed that day!
