An Alien and a Human exchange a handshake. The setting is planet Earth.
The Alien points to the sky. The Human points to the left.
Alien: I’m from the planet Gliese.
Human: I’m from Russia.
The Alien grabs his head. The Human spins a finger at his temple, hinting that the Alien is crazy to think that.
Alien: Is that what your planet is called?
Human: No, it’s a country.
The Alien grabs his heart. The Human points at his butt.
Alien: What is a country?
Human: We divided the planet into countries.
The Alien stares at him (huis eyes grow bigger). The Human shrugs.
Alien: What for?
Human: To control people.
The Alien’s eyes grow even bigger. The Human shrugs harder.
Human: To make it easier to live.
The Alien covers his eyes with his hands. The Human smiles wide.
Alien: For whom?
Human: The government.