Alger Horatio Jr.
Joe the Hotel Boy; Or, Winning out by Pluck
CHAPTER XIX
ONE KIND OF A DUEL
“Her name is Clara, and she is the daughter of Major Thomas Botts Sampson, of the regular army,” began Felix Gussing.
“Then her father is a military man.”
“Exactly, and that is the trouble,” and the dude gave a groan. “It is this way: When I went to see Major Sampson he greeted me very cordially, until I disclosed the object of my visit.
“‘Sir,’ said he ‘This is a matter which requires consideration. Have you gained my daughter’s consent?’
“‘I have,’ I answered.
“‘So far so good,’ said he. ‘But there is one thing more. Have you served in the army?’
“‘No,’ said I.
“‘Or fought a duel?’
“‘No.’
“Then he told me to remember that he had served in the army and that his daughter was the daughter of an army man, one who had gone through many battles. After that he said he was resolved that his daughter should marry only somebody who had proved himself a man of courage.”
“What did you do then?” asked Joe, becoming interested.
“What could I do? I am—er—no army man—no fighter. Evidently the major wants a fighter for a son-in-law,” and Felix Gussing groaned once more.
“You’ll have to become a fighter,” said Joe.
“No! no! I am a er—a man of peace!” cried the dude, in alarm.
“Mr. Gussing, I think I can arrange matters for you,” said Joe, struck by a certain idea.
“What can you mean, Joe?”
“I mean that I can prove to Major Sampson that you are a brave man.”
“Do that, Joe, and I shall be your friend for life!” gasped the dude.
“Will you wait until to-morrow, Mr. Gussing?”
“Certainly, but do not keep me in suspense too long.”
“This may cost you a little money.”
“I don’t care if it costs a hundred dollars.”
“Then I am sure I can fix it up for you,” answered Joe.
There was stopping at the hotel a man named Montgomery. He had at different times been an auctioneer, a book-agent, a schoolmaster, and a traveling salesman. He was just now selling curiosities and Joe felt that he would be only too glad to do Felix Gussing a good turn if he were paid for it.
Our hero had a talk with this man, and the upshot of the matter was that Montgomery and the dude were introduced on the following morning.
“I think I can help you, Mr. Gussing,” said the curiosity man, who, it may be mentioned here, was a tall and important-looking personage. “I was once in the army.”
“What can you do?” questioned the dude, hopefully.
“Will it be worth fifty dollars to you if I aid you in winning the consent of Major Sampson to wed his daughter?”
“Decidedly.”
“This is also Joe’s plan, so you will have to pay him, too.”
“I don’t want any money,” put in our hero.
“Joe shall have ten dollars—if your plan wins out. But how is all this to be accomplished?” continued Felix Gussing.
“We will take the earliest possible opportunity to visit Major Sampson,” said Ulmer Montgomery.
“Well?”
“When we are all together, we’ll get into some sort of an argument. You shall call me a fool and I’ll slap you in the face. Then you shall challenge me to a duel.”
“A duel! Why, sir, I—er—I never could shoot you, and I don’t want to be shot myself.”
“My dear Mr. Gussing, you don’t understand me. Don’t you comprehend, the pistols shall be loaded with powder only.”
“Ah, that’s the idea!” exclaimed the dude, much relieved.
“Yes. You see it will only be a sham duel so far as we are concerned, but will, in the most harmless fashion possible, prove you to be a man of honor and courage. Major Sampson’s scruples will vanish, and you will have the pleasure of gaining his daughter’s hand in marriage.
“I agree, Mr. Montgomery—the plan is a famous one. Is it yours or is it Joe’s?”
“Joe’s—but it will fall to me to help carry it out,” said the Jack-of-all-trades, who did not lose sight of the fifty dollars that had been promised to him.
On the following day Felix Gussing and Mr. Montgomery took themselves to Major Sampson’s residence, where the stranger was introduced as a curiosity hunter from Chicago.
“He wishes to look at your collection of swords,” said the dude.
“I shall be delighted to show them,” said the major, who was a person of great self-importance.
“Ah, this is a fine sword from the Holy Land,” said Mr. Montgomery, handling one of the blades.
“I don’t know where it came from,” said the major. “It was presented to me by a friend from Boston.”
“That is a Russian sword,” said the dude. “I know it by its handle.”
“That sword is from the Holy Land,” insisted Mr. Montgomery.
“Anybody is a fool to talk that way,” cried Felix Gussing.
“Ha! do you call me a fool, sir!” stormed Montgomery.
“Gentlemen!” put in the major. “I think–”
“I am not a fool, sir, and I want you to know it!” bellowed Ulmer Montgomery. “It’s an outrage to call me such. Take that, sir!” and he slapped Felix Gussing lightly on the cheek.
“Gentlemen, this must cease!” cried the major, coming between them. “In my house, too! Disgraceful!”
“He has got to apologize to me!” roared the dude, acting his part to perfection.
“Never!” shouted Montgomery.
“If you will not, I demand satisfaction. I—I will fight you in a duel.”
“A duel!”
“Yes, a duel. Pistols, at ten paces,” went on Felix Gussing.
“Well! well!” came from the major in amazement.
“Can I do less?” demanded the would-be son-in-law. “My honor is at stake.”
“Then stand by your honor by all means,” cried the military man, who, at times, was as hot-blooded as anybody.
During the talk the major’s daughter had come upon the scene.
“Oh, Felix, what does this mean?” she demanded.
“I am going to fight this—this fellow a duel, pistols at ten paces,” answered Felix, firmly.
“Felix!” she gasped. “You will not, you cannot fight. For my sake, do not.”
“Clara,” answered the dude, smiling affectionately upon her. “For your sake I would forego any personal gratification, but I must not suffer a stain upon the honor.”
“Well said!” exclaimed the major. “Felix is behaving well. I couldn’t have done better myself. I admire his courage and I give him free permission to wed you after the—the—”
“But father, if he should be killed?” faltered the fair Clara.
“Never fear, Clara; all will go well,” interposed Felix.
More words followed, but the dude pretended to be stubborn and so did Ulmer Montgomery. Both went off to arrange about the duel, and the major insisted upon it that he must be on hand to see the affair come off.
Matters were hurried along with all speed, and it was arranged that the duel should take place on the following morning at ten o’clock, in a country spot just outside of the city. Joe was invited to go along, and carried the pistols, and two others were let into the secret, including a doctor, who went fully prepared to attend to any wounds that might be inflicted.
It did not take long to load the pistols, with powder only. Great care was taken so that Major Sampson should not suspect the truth.
“Major,” said Felix, in a trembling voice. “If I—if anything serious happens to me tell Clara that—that I died like a man.”
“Noble boy! I will! I will!” answered the military man.
“When I give the word, gentlemen, you will both fire!” said one of the seconds.
“Very well,” answered both of the duelists.
“Ready? One—two—three—fire!”
Both pistols were simultaneously discharged. When the smoke cleared away it was ascertained that both parties were unharmed.
“Gentlemen, are you satisfied?” asked the seconds.
“I am,” answered Ulmer Montgomery, quickly.
“Then I shall be,” put in Felix Gussing. “And now that this affair is at an end, Mr. Montgomery will you shake hands?” he added.
“With pleasure, Mr. Gussing!” was the reply. “I must say in all frankness I am sorry we quarrelled in the first place. Perhaps I was wrong about the sword.”
“And perhaps I was wrong.”
“Both of you were wrong,” put in the major. “I hunted up the letter that came with the blade. It is an old Spanish weapon. Let us all call the affair off, and Mr. Montgomery shall come to Clara’s wedding to Mr. Gussing.”
“With all my heart,” cried Montgomery, and there the little plot came to a finish.
CHAPTER XX
ATTACKED IN THE DARK
“Joe, the plot worked to perfection!” said Felix Gussing, on the day following. “I have to thank you, and here are twenty dollars for your trouble.”
“I don’t want a cent, Mr. Gussing,” answered our hero. “I did it only out of friendliness to you. I hope you have no further trouble in your courtship.”
“Oh, that was all settled last night. Clara and I are to be married next week. We are going to send out the cards to-day. You see,” went on the young man in a lower tone. “I don’t want to give the major a chance to change his mind, or to suspect that that duel was not just what it ought to have been.”
“Does he suspect anything as yet?”
“Not a thing.”
“Then you are wise to have the wedding as quickly as possible.”
“When we are married I am going to let Clara into the secret. I know she’ll enjoy it as much as anybody.”
“Well, you had better warn her to keep mum before her father. He looks as if he could get pretty angry if he wanted to.”
“As you won’t take any money for this, Joe, wouldn’t you like to come to the wedding?”
“I’m afraid it will be too high-toned for me, Mr. Gussing.”
“No, it is to be a plain, homelike affair—Clara wants it that way. The major has some country cousins who will be there, and they are very plain folks.”
“Then I’ll come—if Miss Sampson wishes it.”
So it was arranged that Joe should attend the wedding, and as he was in need of a new Sunday suit he purchased it at once, so that he could use it at the wedding.
“You’re in luck, Joe,” remarked Frank, when he heard the news. “And that suit looks very well on you.”
In some manner it leaked out among the boys that Joe was going to the wedding, and two days before the affair came off Jack Sagger learned of it. He immediately consulted with some of his cronies, and it was unanimously resolved to watch for Joe after the wedding was over and chastise him severely for the manner in which he had treated “the gang.”
“We’ll fix him,” said Sagger, suggestively.
At the proper time Joe took a car to the Sampson home and was there introduced to a dozen or more people. The wedding proved an enjoyable affair and the elegant supper that was served was one long to be remembered.
It was nearly eleven o’clock when Joe started for the hotel again. He had thought to take a car, but afterwards concluded to walk.
“A walk will do me good—after such a hearty supper,” he told himself. “If I ride home I won’t be able to sleep.”
At the corner the Sagger crowd was waiting for him. One gave a low whistle, and all slunk out of sight until Joe had passed.
Several blocks had been covered when our hero came to a spot where several new buildings were in the course of construction. It was rather dark and the street lights cast long and uncertain shadows along the walk.
Joe had just started to cross a wooden bridge over an excavation when he heard a rush behind him. Before he could turn he was given a violent shove.
“Push him into de cellar hole!” came, in Jack Sagger’s voice.
“Stop!” cried Joe, and it must be admitted that he was greatly alarmed. But no attention was paid to his words, and over the side of the bridge he went, to fall a distance of a dozen feet and land in a pile of dirt, with one lower limb in a puddle of dirty water.
“Down he goes!” he heard, in the voice of Nick Sammel. “Wonder how he likes it?”
“You’re a mean, low crowd!” cried Joe, as he stood up. He was covered with dirt and the cold water felt anything but agreeable on such a frosty night as it chanced to be.
“Don’t you dare to crawl out of dat!” said Sagger. “If yer do we’ll pitch yer in ag’in, won’t we, fellers?”
“Sure we will!” was the cry.
“De next time we’ll dump him in on his head!”
Growing somewhat accustomed to the semi-darkness, Joe counted seven of his tormentors, all standing on the edge of the cellar hole into which he had so unceremoniously been thrown. Several of the youths had heavy sticks.
“I suppose I’ll have to retreat,” he reasoned “I can’t fight seven of them.”
He turned to the rear of the cellar hole and felt his way along into the deepest shadows. Presently he reached a partly finished building and crawled up some planks leading to one of the floors.
“He is running away!” he heard Jack Sagger cry.
“Come on after him!” said another of the crowd.
“Let’s take his new coat and vest away from him!” added a third.
The entire party dropped down into the hole and ran to the rear, in a hunt after our hero. In the meantime Joe was feeling his way along a scaffolding where some masons had been at work.
As it happened the entire party under Jack Sagger walked toward the unfinished building and came to a halt directly under the scaffolding. Joe saw them and crouched back out of sight.
“Where is de country jay?” he heard one of the crowd ask.
“He’s back here somewhere,” answered Jack Sagger. “We must find him an’ thump him good.”
“You’ll not thump me if I can help it,” said our hero to himself.
Joe put out his hand and felt a cask near by. It was half filled with dirty water, being used for the purposes of making mortar. A tub of water was beside the cask.
“Tit for tat!” he thought, and as quickly as it could be done he overturned the cask and the tub followed.
Joe’s aim was perfect, and down came the shower of dirty water, directly on the heads of the boys below. Every one was saturated and each set up a yell of dismay.
“Oh, say, I’m soaked!”
“He trun water all over me!”
“Ugh! but dat’s a regular ice bath, dat is!”
“That’s what you get for throwing me into the hole!” cried Joe. “After this you had better leave me alone.”
“I’ve got some mortar in me eye!” screamed Jack Sagger, dancing around in pain. “Oh, me eye is burned out!”
“I’m wet to de skin!” said Nick Sammel, with a shiver. “Oh, say, but it’s dead cold, ain’t it?”
Waiting to hear no more, Joe ran along the scaffolding and then leaped through a window of the unfinished building. A street light now guided him and he came out through the back of the structure and into an alleyway. From this he made his way to the street.
“I’ll have to hurry,” he reasoned. “If they catch me now they will want to half kill me!”
“Don’t let him git away!” he heard Sagger roar. “Catch him! Catch him!”
“Hold on there, you young rascals!” came a voice out of the darkness. “What are you doing around these buildings?”
A watchman had come on the scene, with a lantern in one hand and a heavy club in the other.
“We ain’t doin’ nuthin,” said one of the boys.
“Maybe you’re the gang that stole that lumber a couple of nights ago,” went on the watchman, coming closer.
“Ain’t touched yer lumber,” growled Jack Sagger.
“We’re after anudder feller wot hid in here,” said Sammel.
“That’s a likely story. I believe you are nothing but a crowd of young thieves,” grumbled the watchman. “Every night somebody is trying to steal lumber or bricks, or something. I’ve a good mind to make an example of you and have you all locked up.”
“We ain’t touched a thing!” cried a small boy, and began to back away in alarm. At once several followed him.
“Here’s a barrel of water knocked over and everything in a mess. You’ve been skylarking, too. I’m going to have you locked up!”
The watchman made a dash after the boys and the crowd scattered in all directions. Sagger received a crack on the shoulder that lamed him for a week, and Sammel tripped and went down, taking the skin off of the end of his nose.
“Oh, me nose!” he moaned. “It’s busted entirely!”
“Run!” cried Sagger. “If you don’t you’ll be nabbed sure!” And then the crowd ran with all their speed, scrambling out of the hole as best they could. They did not stop until they were half a dozen blocks away and on their way home.
“We made a fizzle of it dat trip,” said Sagger, dolefully.
“It’s all your fault,” growled one of the boys. “I ain’t goin’ out wid you again. You promise big things but you never do ‘em.”
“Oh, Jack ‘s a gas-bag, dat’s wot he is,” was the comment of another, and he walked off by himself. Presently one after another of the boys followed suit, leaving Jack Sagger to sneak home, a sadder if not a wiser lad.
CHAPTER XXI
DAYS AT THE HOTEL
“Perhaps those fellows have learned a lesson they won’t forget in a hurry,” remarked Frank to Joe, after he learned the particulars of the attack in the dark.
“I hope they don’t molest me further,” answered our hero. “If they’ll only let me alone I’ll let them alone.”
“That Sagger is certainly on the downward path,” said Frank. “If he doesn’t look out he’ll land in jail.”
What Frank said was true, and less than a week later they heard through another hotel boy that Jack Sagger had been arrested for stealing some lead pipe out of a vacant residence. The pipe had been sold to a junkman for thirty cents and the boy had spent the proceeds on a ticket for a cheap theater and some cigarettes. He was sent to the House of Correction, and that was the last Joe heard of him.
With the coming of winter the hotel filled up and Joe was kept busy from morning to night, so that he had little time for studying. He performed his duties faithfully and the hotel proprietor was much pleased in consequence.
“Joe is all right,” he said to his cashier, “I can trust him with anything.”
“That’s so, and he is very gentlemanly, too,” replied the cashier.
Ulmer Montgomery was still at the hotel. He was now selling antiquaries, and our hero often watched the fellow with interest. He suspected that Montgomery was a good deal of a humbug, but could not prove it.
At length Montgomery told Joe that he was going to the far West to try his fortunes. The man seemed to like our hero, and the night before he left the hotel he called Joe into his room.
“I want to make you a present of some books I own,” said Ulmer Montgomery. “Perhaps you’ll like to read them. They are historical works.”
“Thank you, Mr. Montgomery, you are very kind.”
“I used to be a book agent, but I gave that up as it didn’t pay me as well as some other things.”
“And you had these books left over?”
“Yes. The firm I worked for wouldn’t take them back so I had to keep them.”
“And now you are selling curiosities.”
At this Ulmer Montgomery smiled blandly.
“Not exactly, Joe—I only sell curiosities, or antiquities, when I am hard up. On other occasions I do like other folks, work for a living.”
“I don’t quite understand.”
“I dropped into selling curiosities when I was in the South and hard up for cash. I wanted money the worst way, and I—well, I set to work to raise it. Maybe you’d like to hear my story.”
“I would.”
“Mind you, I don’t pose as a model of goodness and I shouldn’t advise you to follow in my footsteps. But I wanted money and wanted in badly. So I put on my thinking cap, and I soon learned of a very zealous antiquary living about five miles from where I was stopping. He was wealthy and a bachelor, and spent no inconsiderable portion of his income on curiosities.”
“And you went to him?” said Joe, becoming interested.
“I at once determined to take advantage of this gentleman’s antiquarian zeal. I will own that I had some qualms of conscience—about imposing upon the old gentleman, but I didn’t know of any other way to procure the money I absolutely needed.
“Having made all of my preparations, I set off for Mr. Leland’s house. To disguise myself I put on a pair of big goggles and an old-fashioned collar and tie.
“‘I understand, Mr. Leland, that you are in the habit of collecting curiosities,’ I said.
“‘Quite right, sir,’ said he. ‘I have got together some few,’ and he gazed with an air of pride at the nondescript medley which surrounded him.
“‘I have in my possession,’ I proceeded, ‘two or three of great value, which I had hoped to retain, but, well, I need money, and so I must part with them, much as I wish to call them mine. But I wish to see that they get into the proper hands, and I have been told that you are a great antiquarian, understanding the true value of such things, and so—’
“‘Pray, show them to me at once!’ cried the old man, eagerly.
“‘I have traveled a good deal, and been a pilgrim in many climes,’ I went on. ‘I have wandered along the banks of the Euphrates and dipped my feet in the currents of the Nile. I have gazed upon ruined cities—’
“‘Yes! yes! show me what you have!’ he cried, eagerly.
“‘Here is a curiosity of the highest order’, I said, opening a paper and showing a bit of salt about the size of a walnut. ‘This is a portion of the statue of salt into which Lot’s wife was turned.’
“‘Is it possible?’ cried the antiquary, taking the salt and gazing at it in deep veneration. ‘Are you quite certain of this?’
“‘I am,’ I answered. ‘It is a portion of the wrist. I broke it off myself. The hand was already gone.’”
“And did he buy it?” questioned Joe, in astonishment.
“He did, and gave me fifty dollars in cash for it.”
“But that wasn’t fair, Mr. Montgomery.”
The seller of bogus curiosities shrugged his shoulders.
“Perhaps not. But I was hard up and had to do something.”
“Did you sell him anything else?”
“I did—a walking stick, which I had procured in Connecticut. It was covered with strange carvings and he mistook them for hieroglyphics, and gave me ten dollars for the thing.”
“I don’t see how you could have the nerve to do such things, Mr. Montgomery.”
“Well, a man can do lots of things when he is driven to do them. I admit the deals were rather barefaced, but, as I said before, I had to do something. Some day, when I am rich, I’ll return the money to the old fellow,” added the impostor.
He left the hotel that morning, and it may be said here that Joe did not meet him again for several years.
Christmas came and went at the hotel, and our hero received several presents from his friends, including a pair of gloves from Ned Talmadge and a five-dollar gold piece from Felix Gussing. Some of the regular boarders at the hotel also remembered him.
“And how do you like married life?” asked Joe, of Felix Gussing.
“We are getting along very nicely,” said the dude.
“Have you told your wife about the duel yet?”
“No,—and I don’t think I shall,” added Felix Gussing. “You see she—er—she thinks me a very brave man and—”
“And you don’t want her to change her opinion,” finished Joe, with a smile!
“Why should I, Joe.”
“Oh, I don’t know as there is any reason, excepting that they usually say men and their wives should have no secrets from each other.”
“Mr. Montgomery is gone, I see,” said the dude, changing the subject.
“Yes, sir.”
“Then you are the only one who knows of this secret. You won’t tell, will you?”
“No, sir.”
“We are having troubles enough as it is,” went on the dude. “Both my wife and I find housekeeping rather troublesome. It is hard to obtain proper servants, and she does not care to do the work herself.”
“Why don’t you go to boarding?”
“Perhaps we will, later on.”
With the new year came a heavy fall of snow and soon sleighs big and little were in demand. Then came a slight fall of rain which made the sidewalks a glare of ice.
“Got to be careful,” announced Frank to Joe. “If you don’t you’ll go down on your back.”
“I intend to be careful,” answered our hero. “I have no wish to break any bones.”
That afternoon Joe was sent on an errand to a place of business half a mile away. On returning he chanced to stop at a street corner, to watch a number of children who had made a long slide for themselves.
As he stood watching, a man came along bundled up in a great coat and wearing a slouch hat and blue glasses. The man was walking rapidly, as if in a hurry.
“That fellow looks familiar to me,” thought Joe. “Wonder who he can be?”
He watched the stranger cross the street. Then the fellow happened to step on the icy slide and in a twinkling he went down on his back, his hat flying in one direction and a bundle he carried in another.
“Hurrah! Down goes the gent!” sang out a newsboy standing near.
“Come here an’ I’ll pick yer up!” said another street urchin.
“You rascals, you fixed this on purpose so I should fall!” cried the man, starting to get up.
“Can I help you?” questioned Joe, coming up, and then he gave a start, as he recognized the fellow.
It was Pat Malone, alias David Ball, from Montana!
